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currently have yaoi disease from The Pitt she/her, he/him, it/its (@canofhappy's writing sideblog)

[moodyabbott]

COMPUTA..

[mrsmckay]

why is he so serious 😭😭

[silvergoldsea]

Because reading omegaverse on company time is serious business

[canofwriting]

If Lestat got famous in 2023 I am certain there would be kpoppies on Twitter going on about he's not even that good, the only reason he got famous is bc BTS is doing military service etc etc

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[artofhitjim]

Happy A24 Macbeth Streaming day everyone

IG: @haileytjmclaughlin

Twitter: @haileytjmclaugh

[canofwriting]

@apprehensively-effervescent-el

[canofwriting]

yeah I'm trying to fill the void in my heart created by the conclusion of the pitt s2 with vampires so what

[mmelolabelle]

soulmatism aside, armand really looked at investigative journalist and professional shit-stirrer daniel molloy, who could already sniff out a lie blindfolded 100 miles away, who had just torn armand’s life to shreds and said ‘you know what he needs? the ability to read minds’

[holographings]

it do be that damn phone

crawling on my knees thanking assad zaman for making minecraft ipad baby armand go cannon

[m1ke-png]

My favorite couple in IWTV but high fashion

[bratboymolloy]

thinking about daniel molloy in dubai talking offhandedly to armand about a past lover that didn’t like the way he kissed. she’d hated the way he’d throw himself into it. too desperate. too intense. and armand blurts something out like well, you do kiss with your entire body don’t you? except he doesn’t say it like a question and daniel freezes in his seat because what the fuck would this guy know about the way he kisses? and armand opens his mouth and shuts it before scrambling to leave the room. and daniel doesn’t want to think about the way armand had said it (nostalgic, fond, familiar) because that’s all together too much and it’s probably nothing. just something to throw him off. oh but he’s going to think about it because of course he is. loud enough for armand to hear it no doubt. fuckin asshole. fuckin gorgeous little shit.

[tumbwr]

knuckle tats that say doggy dogy kitty pupy

[tumbwr]

[wizardshark]

You are...

my sire...

my one...

vampire...

[wizardshark]

Please hear

When I say

Sucking blood isn't gay

[pickle-m4n]

Tell me whyyyy

ain’t nothin but a dark ache

tell me whyyyy

ain’t nothin but a wooden stake

tell me why

I never wanna hear you sa-a-ay…

[oatmealmcswagger]

I vant it

Bat way

[valeron99]

His favorite chew toy.

(he just has itchy teeth and he is clingy fter the rut)

[alexisneverokay]

thinking again about a littles are known AU, but it's all the times that robby's coworkers and other department heads have seen little dennis when robby's on online meetings with them- because little dennis is *always* in his daddy's lap.

they've seen dennis in a young toddler headspace, sat contentedly on robby as the older man has his arms around his waist, where the boy is quietly driving toy cars and tractors up and down his daddy's arms and making small "brmmmm..." noises. they hear the older man occasionally praise him quietly, calling him a smart boy and promising him a new truck if he keeps up his good behaviour in the meeting.

they've seen teeny tiny baby dennis all swaddled up on robby's chest, eyes closed and pacifier bobbing in his mouth as he sleeps, with robby cuddling him so carefully it's like the little one is made of glass. robby usually doesn't focus on these meetings so much, attention fully on his baby boy and kissing his golden curls, always checking that he's correctly swaddled and his puppy dog toy is tucked in. these scenes always make the other department heads coo to themselves, the caregivers amongst them aching for the same kind of infant to hold and protect.

they've seen baby dennis awake and playing with the same puppy dog toy, but then seen him turn fussy at a moment's notice and start to bawl and sob, which caused robby to mute his screen and get up to soothe his denny. they see him walk too and fro in the open plan kitchen behind him, bouncing the squalling baby in his arms and petting his head, before making him a bottle. when robby returns to the seat at his desk, dennis is laid sideways in his lap and is resting in the crook of one elbow, eyes drooping as he's fed his bottle and calmed by the full belly. it makes the others on the call want to kiss his red little cheeks the way robby gets to.

one noteable occasion had them all see three or four year old dennis start babbling at them, showing off his teddy bear dressed as a doctor while his daddy went to the bathroom. he showed them the stethoscope, and the mini scrubs he wore, and was so enthusiastic he was practically vibrating where he sat, unaware and uncaring of the fact that these were the most senior people in the PTMC that he was chattering to. they'd all encouraged and praised him too, just like robby did. a happy little was a very important thing to ensure, and denny grinned so widely his cheeks must've hurt.

all in all, they've seen that baby boy so much that they begin to think of robby as "dennis's daddy, who also runs the ER"- denny is like a little celebrity to the staff, all enamoured by his cuteness and how well his daddy takes care of him. robby wouldn't have it any other way. his baby *is* someone who ought to be universally adored, after all!

[whitakers-intern]

there were no coherent words coming out of dennis mouth. they were barely even moans it was more like happy cries.

“ohh there there, baby. i thought you liked it from behind?”

that only made dennis shove his face more into the pillow that had become wet with drool

he was drooling, he was crying, he was sweating, he had already cum in the last ten minutes-

he just couldn’t stop leaking everywhere.

robby cooed at him.

“poor boy.”

his owner untangled his hand from gripping the sheet and held it. as much as he could in his current position.

“you’re so good to me- fuck - i swear your puppyparts gets tighter-”

“wobby… daddy..” he sniffled

“you can cum again, den. i know you can,” he kissed his salty curls, “my best boy.”

“too much… hurts.”

but robby knew if it was truly too much dennis would tell him. this is hardly the first time he’s overstimulated his pup (and won’t be the last.)

“you want to make me happy don’t you? you want to be a good boy?”

dennis lifted his face off the pillow. as red as a summer strawberry and panting.

“hmnn..”

[devotioncrater]

the teaser trailer for s4 of ted lasso dropped and there are no signs of my beautiful wonderous babygirl trent crimm

[clementine-kesh]

call me terminally academia-brained but i do think a lot of the fun of character analysis is figuring out how to build a compelling argument for a particular reading using lines of evidence from canon as well as meta/intertextual support

[clementine-kesh]

and you could say that what i’m saying here is basically “a lot of the fun of doing character analysis is doing character analysis” but let’s be real a lot of fandom character analysis is pretty heavily vibes-based. and i think that’s where i really chafe up against the traditional thought-terminating fandom attitude of like, everyone’s opinions hold equal weight and any interrogation of that is inherently hostile. because i think it’s fascinating to dig into where others are coming from in terms of their views on characters or dynamics or whatever, especially when they differ significantly from more commonly expressed views, and part of that digging is asking people okay what parts of canon are you drawing from to support your opinion? what parts of canon are you disregarding or downplaying? how does this argument hold up in the light of how race, gender, class, ability, etc. operate both in the piece’s in-fiction and real world contexts?

[orlovbats]

Robby knows that Dennis is regressed because, upon answering his call, all he hears is muffled, breathy laughter and the jostling of the phone before he whispers, “Hi, Daddy.”

“Hi, sweetpea. To what do I owe the pleasure?” He croons in response. 

“Um. I. Daddy says—Daddy says to get ice cream. To ask you for you to get ice cream.”

Robby smirks. “Really? Daddy is asking me to pick up ice cream.”

“Yeah.”

“And what were the exact words that Daddy used?”

“He. Uh.” Muted behind his hand or perhaps his sleeve, Robby hears a beautiful, mischievous giggle. A few moments later, after he has gained control of his laughter, he coos, “Ice cream.”

7:00PM can’t come any sooner. “Alright, Denny. If Daddy is asking me to pick up ice cream, then I guess I’ll go swing by Millie’s after work. Will you give me a kiss before I go?” Dennis just barely breaks from his senseless giggling to send a loud kissing sound into the receiver. 

At 7:35PM, Robby and Jack put on the performance of a lifetime for their baby. Jack’s jaw falls open when he is presented with the pint of ice cream, while Robby makes his confusion into a grand show. “What! But, Jack, I thought you wanted ice cream!”

“I never told you to get ice cream.”

“Yes, you did. Dennis told me so.” In perfect synchronisation, they turn their heads to gape at their little mastermind. They glimpse his wide grin for only a moment before he is off, speedily toddling away, the spoils of his trickery clutched joyously in his arms.