[canonslut]

pinned post !!! ✨

hi hi hi !!! welcome to canongf’s nsfw self ship sideblog !!!

this is. exactly what it sounds like.  i decided i wanted to keep things separate, keep that blog safe and comfy for all and give myself this space for!!! well!!! you know. 

here is my carrd !!!  it’s got my byf, about, and f/o list on it!!! 

all the same things apply here except!!! this blog is SOLELY 18+ !!!  anyone that is under 18 or does not have their age listed in their bio will be blocked!!!!! (if you’re not comfortable with having your age listed in your bio you’re free to send me a dm and let me know that you’re an adult!!!)

also!!! i’ll tag every post with a #slut stuff for if you want to follow but you want to make sure your dash is safe on a regular basis. just in case. 

and i think that’s all for now!!! thanks for stopping by!!! 🖤

[canonslut]

this post is about an irl man so if you're here for self shipping stuff only then you can just scroll past this <3<3<3

tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when me and irl crush were together last night and spent hours having the most intimate and vulnerable conversation about sex that i've ever had. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when he's asking me questions about me and my sexuality and he's reminding me that i don't have to share anything i don't want to share, that i can tell him if he's asking too much or sharing too much or i just don't want to talk about it anymore. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when he's confessing to me his deepest darkest desires. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when he's giving me a safe place to share my own in return, not even giving me a chance to feel embarrassed or shameful but meeting me with nothing but curiosity and support. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when i tell him that i like praise, that i want affection and sweetness and that i wouldn't mind being called a good girl and he responds with "well olivia, you are a good girl :)"

[canonslut]

3 years later, spent last night snuggled in his arms with his boner pressed against my leg. trust timing or whatever etc etc

[canonslut]

lost my v card to him btw

[canonslut]

this post is about an irl man so if you're here for self shipping stuff only then you can just scroll past this <3<3<3

tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when me and irl crush were together last night and spent hours having the most intimate and vulnerable conversation about sex that i've ever had. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when he's asking me questions about me and my sexuality and he's reminding me that i don't have to share anything i don't want to share, that i can tell him if he's asking too much or sharing too much or i just don't want to talk about it anymore. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when he's confessing to me his deepest darkest desires. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when he's giving me a safe place to share my own in return, not even giving me a chance to feel embarrassed or shameful but meeting me with nothing but curiosity and support. tell me how i'm supposed to be normal when i tell him that i like praise, that i want affection and sweetness and that i wouldn't mind being called a good girl and he responds with "well olivia, you are a good girl :)"

[canonslut]

3 years later, spent last night snuggled in his arms with his boner pressed against my leg. trust timing or whatever etc etc

[canonslut]

in bed with my f/o mindlessly playing with their bush... this is the life

[kewpieville]

Compilation (ongoing?)

[sheherlockholmes]

[spicy-me-myself-and-my-fos]

@canonslut

[canonslut]

not the type to post nudes but i kind of wish i was because i look so good naked. you're just gonna have to imagine me

[sugarspicenights]

If you’re an adult self shipper:

Imagine your f/o at their most intimate with you 👀👀👀

Hair sweaty and messed up. Hands grabbing at your chest and hips. Lips pressing onto any skin or pulse point they can find.

Maybe you’re riding them, grabbing at their back and shoulders to stay secure. Maybe they’re taking you in missionary, their strokes drawn out but careful.

It’s fast and slow all at the same time—you can’t get close enough to them. You want something more; removing the space between you until you’re one being…

The heat in your stomach pools as they kiss you feverishly, whispering “i love you” in the breaths between. Biting softly at the place where your neck and shoulder meet. Soft moans and sighs escaping as you both relax under each other’s care.

They’re so in love with you. Every movement fuels the desire inside them, bubbling up into a warmth in their chest and cheeks. Your skin prickles with goosebumps as they whisper your name. You’ll never get over how heavenly it sounds—falling as a prayer from their lips.

YOU are the one they had always been searching for. There’s no one else they’d rather be with right now in this moment. The way it’s like your body was MADE for them has them obsessed.

Don’t let them go. Lean into the moment and give your f/o the love they (and you) deserve 💕💕💕

[canonslut]

crazy how the thought of pegging a man used to do absolutely nothing for me but then i fell in love with eddie and now the thought of pegging him gets me off in less than ninety seconds

[canonslut]

wahhh when your relationship with your f/o is still new so they apologize when they get a boner at an inconvenient time. they didn't mean to get hard when they were cuddling with you. they didn't mean to get hard when they were kissing you. they just like you so much. and then you get to show them that it's more than okay. <333

[miss-bunno-deactivated20250807]

[feistygrl-deactivated20250705]

[canonslut]

i can’t have my jaw wired shut anymore i can’t it’s stifling. i need to rim my fictional boyfriend

[thevampireconnoisseur]

I wish all my fellow self shippers a very get your guts rearranged by your f/o

[lvmimis]

selfshipping as an adult is kind of funny cuz it’s like yeah i have an imaginary friend and they rearrange my guts sometimes too

[canonslut]

eddie’s sheets are the way they are because he likes it fucking messy. spit and lube and cum and whatever the fuck else, he wants it messy and wet and kinda gross and i LOOOVE IT

[canonslut]

Quick, top 5 fav kinks aaaaand go! —Nic

@spicy-me-myself-and-my-fos AAAAA OKAY OKAY LET'S SEE-

praise

spanking

breeding

exhibitionism

watersports

these are my main!!! there are a few other things i'm into but i don't know if they count as kinks? is dry humping a kink? i don't know. but!!! these are my favorites!!!

[cowardlycowboys]