Humanoid Potato just looking for love

sometimes i post things relating to fandoms i'm in, sometimes i post humor, sometimes i post pictures of carrots at 5 in the morning

[ruinedchildhood]

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

[babybuu-deactivated20180707]

again for emphasis.

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[odyssey420]

[ruinedchildhood]

I Spy

[dogposts]

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

[twyrine]

Visit Original Link

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Publish this I will buy it

[error501]

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

[jwanwan]

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

[error501]

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

[blowinonglitter-deactivated2015]

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

[error501]

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

[2006u]

space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17

[2006u]

[nekogorogoro]

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

[thebootydiaries]

isn’t that the girl from

[cooleruser]

Why do you have these saved

[thebootydiaries]

[lesbiari18-deactivated20170206]

date someone who’s voice can make you feel calm

[littlemssunshinesawyer]

Or wet

[fuckenhigh]

or both

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

walm

[cantaffordtojoinanotherfandom]

Horror Game: *creepy music*

Me: Can you stop?

Game: *music stops*

Me: This is somehow worse

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[mugicha1]

[interruptingkau]

What if instead of girlfriend and boyfriend we said garfield and barfield

[badnewsbun-deactivated20170816]

[antiandrogen]

he did it

[d0gbl0g]

good job baby

[corackadile-deactivated20170207]

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is

[egderpss]

[djlegz]

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

[bastillry]

This is my favorite post of all time