Bootylicious

Ayy I'm Ryan and I'm meme trash San Diego Aquarius, ISFJ, Pansexual, and always feeling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cantaloupenipples]

hi

I never come in here anymore and 90% of the people i followed have deactivated and i’ll probably end up doing the same too so if any of u are still there follow me on twitter @schu_tastic

[ear]

[teathattast]

[southernsideofme]

[probablyacerpgideas]

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

[beemojis]

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

[beemojis]

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

[prokopetz]

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

[winterwombat]

Makes sense:

I can only do something useful once every few hours

Ads are everywhere

The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating

A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

[onlytwitterpics]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[animals-riding-animals]

[timblywimbly]

Shadow of the Colossus

[la-sanfi]

[eroscestlavie]

him big

[princesstigerbelle]

Chocolate loaf

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

pumpkin bread

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aawesomepenguin]

[youaremyeverlovin]

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

[vodcar]

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

[haunted-dolly-deactivated202005]

HELLO STARLIGHT

[sem1c1de]

[jasntodds]

I’m living

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

It’s like the direct opposite of this

[xekstrin]

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)