A Hot Fandom Mess

My name is Ryan! I'm a walking meme machine in his early 30s, have a variety of interests (including cooking, baking, jamming on my ukulele, and losing myself in fiction), and would love to get to know you!

[arkanaea]

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[queerspeculativefiction]

My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[feeshstiks]

[jawanaka]

Content specifically for me and @andordean

[mohnstar-new]

Yes please

[beemovieerotica]

[earhartsease]

cats have a long history of freaking out at invisible objects so this is normal

[targetedknowledge]

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[averagebiboy]

Bro, we’re friends, lemme see your dick

[jetix]

‘Angel-cut Chainsaw’ by sara.object, 2026

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[atompalace-official]

Pombon ❤️‍🔥💕✨

[geekyrunway]

Inuyasha Lady Gaga

[battletoads]

[sacred-portal]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine