Can't Be a Better Me

Hi there, my name is Rachel. Some things you should know about me, I'm a 24 year old college student, super duper single, hella pansexual and I'm really awesome. Send me a message if you want to get to know me, no such thing as too many friends. :)

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My neck, my back, my anxiety attack

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The Soap Bubble Nebula : Adrift in the rich star fields of the constellation Cygnus, this lovely, symmetric nebula was only recognized a few years ago and does not yet appear in some astronomical catalogs. In fact, amateur astronomer Dave Jurasevich identified it as a nebula on 2008 July 6 in his images of the complex Cygnus region that included the Crescent Nebula . He subsequently notified the International Astronomical Union. Only eleven days later the same object was independently identified by Mel Helm at Sierra Remote Observatories, imaged by Keith Quattrocchi and Helm, and also submitted to the IAU as a potentially unknown nebula. The nebula, appearing on the left of the featured image, is now known as the Soap Bubble Nebula. What is the newly recognized nebula? Most probably it is a planetary nebula, a final phase in the life of a sun-like star. via NASA

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Thanks. 🤗

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmao me

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[blackbeak]

THE COURTS OF PRYTHIAN

Solar Courts: Night, Day, Dawn Seasonal Courts: Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring

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Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Being depressed is really weird because you want someone to care enough to check on you but you don’t want someone to care enough to worry about you

[kushandwizdom]

Okay cool you're attractive, but are you interested in nature, the universe, holistic health, spirituality, peace, compassion and raising consciousness?

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A happy floof (Source: http://ift.tt/2rvhgPT)

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If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

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I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

[counttoatrillion]

“Be a globe-trotting whore”: the post.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

As a globe-trotting whore I have to say, this life is THE SHIT. 

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[1st-1]

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

[futureperfectjohn]

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

[latinaballerina27]

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

[mrmadhatter]

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

[amazing-ghost-cookie]

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

[1st-1]

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

[zenxenophilia]

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

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@dabbindraggin420

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phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

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on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

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this is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard but I thought about it for five seconds and realized that if I were, say, a random communications officer onboard this ship and someone taped a knife to a roomba it would take maybe three weeks before even I was inordinately fond of Stabby. I would be proud of Stabby when I met up with my other spacefleet friends for space coffee, I would tell them about the time Stabby got the second mate in the ankle five seconds before the fleet admiral beamed on board and she swore in seven different languages in front of high command. 

also by the fourth day Stabby would be in the ship’s log, he’d have little painted-on insignia, people would salute him as he went by, and someone would hook up a twitter account to tweet maniacal laughter and/or a truly terrible knock-knock joke every time he managed to nick someone.

[tallteal]

Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold

[petralemaitre]

I am suddenly astonished that Stabby isn’t Farscape canon. 1812 was weird enough.

[dearthoughthenightisgone]

Stabby’s little charging dock would start accruing cuddly toys and commemorative holo-vids of Stabby’s greatest stabs. Its insignia would start off at a fairly low rank, but soon, without anyone every discussing it, everyone would know that Stabby got to take the rank of the highest ranking crew member it stabbed. The ceremony for Flag Admiral Stabby was beautiful. The captain gave a speech. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

why am i proud of stabby this is irrational

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This is one of my favourite posts because it’s so real. Humans aren’t so much mean and evil and greedy nor are we 100% super honest or goody - but above all we have this… this… we’re just so damned silly!

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Our society forces children to see color

[ascetic-africa]

*to see color negatively

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[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

[cypheroftyr]

Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.

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fun facts: elephants are some of the nicest, most caring animals on the planet. they go through physical depression and suffer grief when their loved one dies and in situations like this, the whole entire herd will work together in order to save one and won’t move on until the one in danger has been saved or is dead. 

[dirtyberd]

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE ELEPHANTS