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i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions
no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction
Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.
Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!
are you a male ski jumper alleged to be pursuing marginal gains that could yield up to a 5-8 metre increase in flight distance or are you just pleased to see me
Insomnia blorbo thought about spiky rude queer blonde women from the Southwestern US with bad mothers, plunged into an allegedly idyllic nightmare world outside their control: what if they met
(what if they switched places)
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On Connor Storrie’s excellent Russian in HR (from a linguist)
Ok it’s time to put my Russian and linguistics (and Slavic linguistics) degrees to work and tell you why Connor Storrie’s Russian and accent work in this show is so freaking good. (Links added for those who want more info about stuff.) Hey other linguists — I’m playing fast and loose with notation here, ok, we’re not doing phonemes and IPA.
We’re going to go over overall mouth shape, palatalization, lack of aspiration, vowel reduction, and intonation with examples from Ilya’s dialogue! I’m going to talk about this from the perspective of an English speaker learning Russian since that’s what Connor (and I) did. Here we go.
1. Overall mouth shape
Every language has what you could think of as its own neutral or resting mouth position (aka, basis of articulation). One way to think of this is what the “I’m thinking” noise is — in English it’s uhh, in Spanish it’s often ehh. In Russian it’s mmm or ehhh or ahhh. The other thing is that the mouth typically does not open as much vertically when speaking Russian as when speaking English, but rather wider (horizontally).
Connor is doing a good job of maintaining a more Russian resting position (and I have a theory that this is one of the reasons his face looks so different as Ilya).
You can see Connor doing this when he says “ehh no” to Shane about whether this is his first time with a man in episode 1.
Also when he’s yelling at Alexei during the funeral in episode 5, we get to see him head on speaking Russian for an extended time, and you can see he is opening his mouth wider but not taller.
2. Palatalization
Every consonant has a place of articulation in your mouth, aka a place where your tongue touches the inside of your mouth or is positioned so that the air flows or is stopped in such a way as to make the sound. Making sounds is all about changing how air flows through our vocal tracts (throat, mouth, nose).
They should invent a machine that scans my body and then a little hatch opens and inside is the exact right food with all my needed nutrients and calories for the day.
You work extra hard that day and burn too many calories? No problem. The Machine gives you more when it scans you tomorrow.
The Machine gives you food in bricks, like high fibre protein bars, and you can tell it your favoured flavour profiles, temperatures and textures for your bricks. If you ask it to do something that it can't do inside your nutrient requirement parameters (like ask it to make your food really salty when you don't need that much salt), it beeps a warning at you and tells you what parameter you're exceeding, but if you confirm that that's what you want then it will still make it for you. It also has drink options (but will warn you that a healthy diet contains a plenty of solid food). The Machine will also dispense your daily medications so that you remember to take them.
Where's the fun, and creativity in this bleak vision of future food? I want cook, to create new gastronomic experiences, to excite and arouse my senses and the senses of those with whom I share a meal.
you dont have to use it
you can additionally use it before going to bed
this is likely for those without energy to cook
I frequently don't have the energy to cook, and would still prefer to simple ready-to-heat meals I turn to at those times than a nutrient brick.
I also believe that cooking is an essential skill that everyone should be learning in every school year. Cooking is uniquely human¹, it is, like many things we do, an art. And like all art it is intrinsically enriching to practice at any skill level. You can sit down to a meal knowing you created this.
You created this, something of you is a part of it. Nothing of you is part of such an aforementioned machine, it gives you nothing but the distilled, and extracted essence of food, but none of its quintessence, its soul if you'll excuse the metaphor.
I lament a humanity that would subsist on such devices.
Bean Soup response.
#i get both perspectives tbh but. op what u are looking for can be found in the form of potato stuffed quiche. assuming u like quiche.#finding food i could eat with enough damn calories was SO hard for like a year but. if nobody got me i know potato quiche got me.#bake. put that thang in the fridge. easy brick of nutrient and protien and most importantly. carbs.
A stuffed potato quiche will scan my body in the morning and give me the exact balance of nutrients and calories that would be best for my specific body on that specific day? Fantastic. None of the other many many convenience foods and meal replacements in our world do that.
The stuffed potato quiche has powers some would call unnatural
That's fair, when I eat too much potato I do feel like I am filled with dark magic.
It always surprises me how many people struggle with the concept, "I would not personally enjoy* that, but other people might."
As long as it isn't mandatory to use the magic nutrient brick machine, there's no reason to hate on it.
(*Or "find it useful," "feel that it's worth the inherent tradeoffs," whatever.)
I feel like this machine would allow me to enjoy cooking again. There are so many pressures on my time, energy and mental load at the moment that my cooking is largely functional, with none of the joy I used to take in it when I could just spend a whole weekend afternoon cooking something for the hell of it
If the machine handled cooking for me and my family to live as healthily as we wanted, I could have it back as a fun and creative hobby
sidney crosby is gonna be in italy playing in the olympics for the first time since 2014 staring at the guy who played the slutty bottom fictional version of himself carrying the olympic torch as a reward for throwing ass so good on television it hypnotized the entire world
old lady yuri ♡
look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
I do think how you react to 6 7 is a good litmus test over whether you'll be a cranky old person who will continue the stupid cycle of "kids these days". but also we do need to be educating the youth about history and how the two numbers have been in a fear based relationship because 7 8 9
Imagine how it feels to be Sidney Crosby. There are like 10 fictional characters based on you. They’re all calling you autistic and gay. Right now the very popular one is getting fucked within an inch of his life for 40 minutes every week. They’re making fun of your weird diet. They put your fortress of solitude McMansion “cottage” and TV spot about it in the episode. And they used your tax dollars to do it.
Sidney Crosby discovering the Russian romantic lead isn't based on Geno: confused, perplexed, troubled
Geno Malkin discovering the Russian romantic lead isn't based on Geno: absolutely will do a murder, perhaps several
‘I asked chat gpt ’ ‘I asked grok’ ok well I asked Victor Hugo and that man won’t stop talking. Please it’s been 4 years since I’ve seen my family
a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night
they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep
never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.