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sideblog for sortedfood content|| blog runs off a queue permanently

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they removed icons???????????????????????

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Catholics looking around a protestant church

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Barry: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss! What should I do?

Ben: Jump up then kiss him

Jamie: Climb him like a tree!

Mike: Punch him in the stomach, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

James: No! Please! Just ask me to bend down!

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Mike’s Oral Fixation

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Jamie: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Barry: It’s not a joke. I’m a legit snacc.

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Mike: I have an idea.

Barry: A good one?

Mike: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Ben: Jamie, you’re in charge while I’m gone.

Jamie: Alright, I’m your man!

Ben: Keep the others out of trouble.

Jamie: Okay, I’m kinda your man.

Ben: And don’t do anything stupid.

Jamie: You need another man.

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Jamie: Where have you been for the last two days?!

Mike: Overslept

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Ben: How do you ask a guy out?

James: Simple… you just open the door and say “get out, you’re bothering me.”

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handsome men, nice suits, enough said

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Barry having fun at vidcon, , a while back

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bothering James must come as second nature, huh

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low res, high quality

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great day for a bbq? 

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i wanted to post these but neither was worth an individual post

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whys he so fucking shiny