#suckmybearings

[bubblegum-n-warpaint]

What was that awful sound?

Ah. That would be the sound of a framing beam shrieking as he crushed it in an iron grip. Hastily he withdraws, staring in horror at the servo shaped indentation.

"Oops."

He attempts to turn the temperature in the shower colder... only to find its already on the coldest setting. Frag.

[hackxr]

Headcanon Generator

Tagged by: @suckmybearings <3 Tagging: i suspect this has gone around a bunch while i was out, pick it up if you haven't already!

[kaoniitegladiator]

[lemonspens]

[ For Ultra Magnus | TFP ] — "It wasn't me."

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⠀ ' all i hear are excuses . '

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⠀ ( there is no evidence provided, all there is to know is the word of wheeljack . and even then, ultra magnus would find such a story unbelievable . )

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⠀ ( it seemed similar to that of a high tale spun by a younger spark to entertain their peers . yes, that it how ultra magnus viewed such explanations . )

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⠀ ' until it is proven otherwise, you are to stay put . if i cannot trust you within my ship, how am i to trust you outside of it . '

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⠀ ( don't answer that . )

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[twowheelerarcee]

"Good girl~."

Send me "Good boy/girl" for my muse's reaction to your muse saying that to them!

She let out an involuntary noise somewhere between a purr and a low whimper, her winglets shivering. When realizing what she did, she slapped her servo over her mouth and looked at the wrecker with a stunned expression. ”What… was that for?”

[anotherhumanpet]

[To Dennis]: ᯓ✉️ + "What're your thoughts on sneakin' out tonight, huh?"

Send ᯓ✉️ + a question to hear my muses opinion on the subject

"Where are we going?" In other words, that's a (dangerous) yes. But also, "Should I meet you somewhere or are you gonna jail break me from my uncle's house tonight?"

[cantbuffthis]

Just sending this to say I hope you have a good day 💜💜✨✨ ))

He managed not to dismantle Wheeljack and Smokescreen today. That's about as pleasant as it gets.

[wcrkerbee]

Wait. I’m — wait, hold on, I’m sorry, two?