I don't like mondays

[fattributes]

Savory Zucchini and Ricotta Galette

[catasters]

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[ngalitzine]

Is proper grammar 🍑

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[thatisentertainment]

Back To The Future 1985 | dir. Robert Zemeckis

[tinylilhollander]

Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because

They're always in and out of the water – lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers – so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.

Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.

Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.

Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.

He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.

[hmione]

FRIENDS (1994-2004) 06.016 — The One That Could Have Been Part 2

[excaryder]

[tolerateit]

"i need to get soooo much done today" starter pack

[literallysame]

oh my god

[keikomivra]

THE BEAR (2022 - 2026) 5.08: The Original Beef of Chicagoland

[apologize-to-no-one]

[djotime]

Obsession 2026, dir. Curry Barker

[userautumn]

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

[andremichaux]

I mean, why does she want to be with me? It doesn't make any sense. You of all people know that I'm just the weird detour you take before you find the guy you want to be with. I basically just help women realize that they could do a lot better... Stop it, Nick!

NEW GIRL | 5.22

[daily-deliciousness]

Black forest cake ice cream