Country Green Girl

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[literaphobe]

dream x corpse husband collab where dream sings very solemnly about being alone and yearning for something he can’t have and then the beat drops and corpse starts rapping about having very kinky sex

[hatepilled-deactivated20220925]

meowing instead of moaning

[probuccalfat1]

watching my mutual make posts i would unfollow other ppl for

[kronkk]

I like to drunk butterfly pea flower tea because I think it’s very pretty, I don’t care about the supposed health benefits because damn it, look at it

BUT

Today I found out its scientific name

[back-to-the-toaster-deactivated]

Here’s what the flower looks like

[kronkk]

That’s pussy, babe!

[beardedmrbean]

This week on #Fat Bear Friday, she may not be the chonkiest but Bear 399 has beat all the odds and all 4 of her children are all ready to set out on their own next spring it looks like.

More pics here

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[bulba413-deactivated20220305]

the fuck is a fast reblog

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[binscavenger]

I’ve never used that in my life

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[stowks]

This should not be hidden in the comments

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

[unslaymoved]

[melon4k]

good morning dream

[horce-divorce]

[miss-sagemoon]

I've been he/it

[groovy-rat-man]

I Now Pronouns You Dead

[computationalcalculator]

was/were

[guooey]

Love him... love mr. cool...

[violentoffender]

[rightleaninglibertarian]

This guy after 7 minutes of thinking about it:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

brb, crying at this

[durneh-deactivated20220205]

[pirategf]

love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here

[neondragonart-deactivated202308]

Spiral Serpents: Sketchin’ out a possible additional dragon species for Flight Rising. It would be awesome to launch with a few more available.

[kuhli-fr]

[adeles]

Great Halloween, everybody! The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick