No One Looks Stupid When They're Having Fun

Gemma. Auckland. Unhealthy obsession with TV shows and those in them. Weird accent. Give me Oxford commas or give me death.

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[romanceyourdemons]

Thinking About Fictional Character while you have music on is such a risky activity. there’s no way EVERY song on this album is literally about Fictional Character. and yet……..

[saalw1]

I come on tumblr to talk to myself publicly

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[my-fucking-noodles]

These are a mood

[fluorescent-gay-deactivated2020]

There’s nothing more disappointing than a found family dynamic that ends with “And then they all went their seperate ways and remembered their wacky found family fondly” like no shut up they all live in the same place and their lives remain interconnected forever

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[the-homie-sexual]

Concept: you do not complete me, you remind me that I’m whole

[christinecanigula-archive]

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

[hollandrooden]

alex danvers in every episode: 4x10 - suspicious minds

[gaypeopletwitter]

[fakehistory]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

[burnonyou]

Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers doing John Mulaney impressions

[aunty-donna]

Were you trying to read my DIAry?!

[totalfuckingbitch-deactivated20]

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

[deus-ex-aquila]

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

[twistedbutcute-deactivated20200]

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

[afloweroutofstone]

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

[fartjungle]

No that’s a calculator. Capitalism is a process of adding carbon dioxide to a liquid, commonly used to make soda.

[cantnotknope]

No, that’s carbonization. Capitalism is when one country takes over another, claiming it as part of their own. 

[ourstrangeduet]

Yall can be edgy and talk about how much you hate tumblr all you want but I will be real chief I value my undeserved clout on here and its also the only place that shoots all my niche interests directly into my brain at the speed of light