[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[blond-shell]

#like sister like brother

[talesfromthecrypts]

Dæmons in His Dark Materials 1.01

[skypestripper]

u cant sit with us

[deep-space-diver]

So Kath and Kim is on Netflix now

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Nintendo doing a “sale”

[mens-rights-activia]

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

[junepop45]

White out

[mens-rights-activia]

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

[fandomsofrandom]

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

[mens-rights-activia]

Views from an alternate dimension

[darkpaladin]

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

[mens-rights-activia]

Twink????

[alchemillasapphic-deactivated20]

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

[mens-rights-activia]

[spontaneoustonguecalcification]

Thinkin about ....... her

[ghibli-gems]

Powerful Ghibli Girls

“It doesn’t really matter what color your dress is. What matters is the heart inside!” 
~ Kiki’s Delivery Service

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[pancakeke]

[quicksandbuddy]

“Oh, I dunno, Hank. I don’t think it’s suggestive at all! Why, they just look like they’re happy to see me! No woman’s looked at me like that since… Lenore…” *high-pitched whine*

[glittrfreeze]

black mirror (2017)

[holdsteady]

anyway this is my take on a new lesbian pride flag

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[curseworm]

i just dont want to be seen as a woman anymore. if you must look at me at least have the decency to unfocus your eyes

[curseworm]

i wanna look like this

[shrekyourself]

I love John Lennon!! :)

[femboycott]

dont forget about yoko ono ♥♥ slay queen