god bless the ppl who announce that they have to sneeze before they do. like thank u for giving me a perfect amount of time to witness the pre-sneeze face, buildup, and the actual sneeze

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@cantsaysneeze
god bless the ppl who announce that they have to sneeze before they do. like thank u for giving me a perfect amount of time to witness the pre-sneeze face, buildup, and the actual sneeze
here in my garage fucking consumed with the basic thoughts on how much a cold can change the way someone sneezes and the extent of control they have over sneezing
i do really want to know what fucking piece of media crossed my brain wires and made me think this was hot. i want to hold the motherfucker responsible. ive literally had this kink as long as i can remember who the FUCK did this to me
I’m on an itchy nose kick right now. I don’t care why it’s itchy, just give me fierce nose rubs and wrinkling noses/upper lips and generally being disrupted by how badly the irritation manifests.
guys where’s your favorite place for someone to cover a sneeze? mine’s the forearm
Crazy thought but…do y’all ever wonder when this fetish started to exist? Is this a recent thing, or did people back in the 1700s have it? Would it have been just as common but no one knew it was thing bc there was no internet? Would people even know it was a fetish without the internet? I’m intrigued
Someone: [sneezes into their handkerchief]
1700′s Lady nearby: [starts furiously fluttering her hand fan] Oh my…
why the F do i have a sneezing fetish. real talk
*masturbates for serotonin*
when someone is blessed and instead of saying thank you, they apologize
lol when you friend zone a sneeze
Okay not to be an Absolute Slut but-
Flaring nostrils and twitchy noses?
Hot.
picture: three people casually hanging out together. one of them has never sneezed in front of their friends before (maybe they’re not particularly sneezy, or perhaps they have the kink? you decide) but on this fine day, a particularly strong tickle overtakes then. they stifle thrice into the back of their wrist, and they sniffle afterwards. they look back at their two friends, who are staring at each other in awe. after a few moments, they exclaim things like “you’re so...quiet! oh my god, that was so cute!” the said sneezer becomes embarrassed and shies away, trying to zone out or brush off the teasing from their two friends.
you watch their face in the morning. at first a blank canvas. peaceful and soft in sleep. then, reliable like clockwork, the tiny crease appears between their brows, and they do that circular squirming motion with their mouth and nose. just once at first. pause. the tiny brow crease deepens to a frown. lips pursed, nose scrunched ever so slightly, around they go again. and again. their nostrils flare and relax, flare wider, relax, flare even wider and stay flared as their lips finally part to let the first, fluttering gasp into their lungs -
"hh'ih..."
their eyelids flicker. something like confused worry pass over their face, their consciousness still trapped in sleep but floating closer to the surface with each second. you focus on their nose then, shamelessly caressing it with your eyes if not your fingers. not just yet. tracing the modest length of the bridge, the softly upturned tip, the elegant oblongs of their nostrils that are visibly twitching now, still flared with both tension and swelling. a light sweet pink and shine to the outer curves. beautiful. and so, so tickly.
"hh... nnh..."
one of their hands escapes the warmth of the blankets and they scrub it back and forth across their nose, producing a damp, clicking noise as their nostrils are pushed first one way, then the other. it seems to help. they sigh with drowsy relief, relax and begin to lower their hand, only to quickly raise it again a second later, working their knuckles under their nose again with even more fervor than before, upper lip drawn into a frustrated grimace.
so, so, so tickly.
"hih...!?"
they seem to freeze for a long moment. sleep-tousled head reared back and pressing deep into the pillows, mouth hanging open, eyebrows forming an upside-down 'v' of pained anticipation as their hand hovers limply in front of their face, prepared to catch what's looking to be a harsh awakening.
you reach out, run one outstretched finger down their nose, ending with a gentle tap at the quivering tip.
their eyes fly open - "wha...? hhHHIH -!" - fully awake at last, and hit with the unfiltered force of a whole night's accumulation of pollen and dust, not to mention the bright morning sunlight peeking through the blinds.
even after that final, desperate gasp, they don't seem to have enough air to fuel the first sneeze that bursts out of them, a short, deafeningly sharp detonation in the still morning quiet.
"AAKGSHiuh!!"
the first of many, many to follow.
you couldn't ask for a better start to your day.
just thinking about that desperate, declarative, completely conspicuous final gasp of air one takes before having an extremely satisfying sneeze
kissing someone on the tip of their nose is so Intimate I’m blushing just thinking about it
that moment when the haziness of an oncoming sneeze encroaches on someone’s expression, when you can still see some emotion on their face, anger or amusement or whatever, but their brow is half-furrowed and they can’t help but part their lips?? that in-between moment?? SO great