Kinky And Not Ashamed

Shameless sneezefuckery abounds! Welcome to the mess. Sincerely, a 20 something bi woman who is horny for sneezes ;) Minors do not interact. If you have no age or age range listed I will assume you are a minor and block you. Also, IRL non-consensual contagion is not ok so that also gets you a block.

[sneezingfetishftw]

About me

Boundaries:

MINORS (under 18) do not interact! That means no liking, no following, no reblogging, no replying. This is a sexual space for me and children don’t belong here. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR AGE LISTED, I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE A MINOR. Minors who interact with me will be blocked.

If you engage in IRL non-consensual contagion, block me. If you include other people in your kink without their consent, that is seriously fucked up.

Do not reblog my content onto non-kink blogs. Violators will be blocked.

What kind of content do I post?

Sneeze kink scenarios

Sneeze kink art (tagged #snezart)

Sneeze kink memes

Other miscellaneous sneeze kink content

Whump (sometimes tagged #whump)

Overlap with other kinks, primarily #bdsm snez and #furry snez

Fandom content and oc content, but I’m usually too lazy to tag fandoms. I may also reblog stuff from a fandom I’m not in bc even if I don’t know the characters well I can still appreciate the scenario

Fics (posted to my sideblog @sneezingfetishftw-fics)

Wavs (posted to my sideblog @sneezingfetishftw-wavs)

In general I’m pretty bad at tagging stuff, but if there’s something you want me to tag just message me to let me know

[cherrycherrytree]

sooo hot when someone has a very specific tell that lets you know for sure they’re gonna sneeze, like a pattern of sniffles, hitching breaths, or nose twitches…

[lilies-and-hyacinths]

s/hane h/ollander growing up perfectionist, dedicated, hardworking, never misses a day of practice, finishes games even when he’s sore and bloody, never takes a break. everybody oohs and aahs over his endurance and inability to quit and he usually likes that, likes the praise, likes that feeling of his muscles burning when he pushes himself past his limits yet again

cue s/hane h/ollander, who finds the concept of being forced to take a sick day and rest, being cared for, being babied even, so overwhelmingly and unutterably sexy. can’t even put it into words, he finds it so hot. would never ever be able to admit out loud even to his husband

cause he’s ashamed of it, is the thing. he’s supposed to be better than that. he’s supposed to be able to grit his teeth and do the work, and he always can, because he surpasses expectations for a living. he’s the best player in the fucking league, for god’s sake

and when his husband clicks his tongue and pulls back from their morning kiss and says “you feel a bit warm, h/ollander, no practice today” so matter of factly, with no room for debate, like it’s just a fact that the amazing s/hane h/ollander is allowed to take a day off work for a little cold and brewing fever… well. s/hane maybe gets this warm feeling in his gut, like arousal but also like that feeling he gets when i/lya calls him moya lyubov and kisses his forehead before bed. that feeling of being loved, being protected, being allowed to be weak and vulnerable and being covered anyway

I mean. he still jerks off about it from his sickbed and maybe tackles i/lya with a kiss the minute he brings up soup for s/hane that evening. but he also gets a little in his feels about it, too

(he does not have to say it in words. i/lya already knows, the way he knows everything about his husband, and he doesn’t mind to indulge it one bit. he likes it, even. s/hane so rarely lets himself be cared for outside of the bedroom, i/lya will pounce on any opportunity to show his love)

[inconvenient-sneezes]

i saw someone else post abt this and i agree so,,,,

pls do not be gross + purposely spread your germs when ur sick (???) like i get that in fanfic contagion is something that people enjoy but in real life, with unconsenting ppl? like do not do that?? ☹️

[head-colds]

feverish telekinetic character using their powers to literally keep away a would-be caretaker, either from checking their forehead or from getting near them at all, esp if they’re worried they’ll lose control of their powers

[themiseryandcompany]

we are all familiar with fever induced nightmares, but have we discussed its smutty alternative: fever induced wet dreams?

[fetishccinealfredo]

a toned, shirtless man sneezing from (your choice), his chest and light six-pack rising, falling, and clenching temporarily with the force of a particular powerful sneeze. <3

[sneezingfetishftw]

Today I had to walk home in gym clothes in cold weather bc I lost the key to my locker (which contained my coats) and the gym employees couldn’t break the lock with their bolt cutters. And one of the employees told me repeatedly not to get sick bc “I like you and I wanna see you again”

So uh imagine your faves lol

[very-freakin-effable]

well the site did something immensely fucking terrible but not many people in this corner will have heard about it OR know what to do about it

not tagging OP but this is what we need to do when engaging with each others' writing/art/wavs/videos from now on:

Click on to the original post in the chain

2. Reblog from OP DIRECTLY

if you're addressing smth someone said in a reblog/reply, TAG THEM!!!! OH MY GOD TAG THEM IT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL SEE ANYTHING NOW HOLY FUCK

honestly this also goes for if you're reblogging from a chain someone did, TAG PEOPLE AND SAY WHAT YOU LIKED ABOUT WHAT THEY MADE

or send them asks about it!!!!

[wrysnz]

the fact double sneezes are a real thing that happens to real people is unbelievable. being so overwhelmed with a tickle and the urge to release that your body is literally interrupting your sneeze with a sneeze😵‍💫

[clovesnz]

okay so I’ve finally been watching b/ridgerton s3 and god someone has gotta write f/rancheala snzfic at the very least when their storyline fully starts bcause I just feel like their vibe would be SO PERFECT for it like especially with f/rannie having sensory sensitivity (my girl ❤️) it just adds an extra layer to play with (I know from my own personal experience lol) like ugh there is just so much potential there and I don’t usually even go for fanfic snz but this I need

[clovesnz]

There aren’t even any sickfics on ao3 rip 😭

[starletstarry]

the way a person quickly turns their head away with a look of embarrassment, before the sneezes burst out desperate and helpless.

[cherrycherrytree]

currently thinking about a character who’s so used to their allergies that they just continue a conversation through a fit, sneezing through their sentences without even being phased by it

(bonus points if the person they’re talking to has the kink and is trying really hard to act normal about it)

[selene-and-the-cold]

Losing someone at a Christmas tree farm only to find your way back to them following the sound of their incessant and miserable cold sneezing.

[kotyonoksnz]

💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢

✦ comm for @virusdotsneeze

[snzyskies]

I think after s/hane gets accustomed to all of i/lya’s little sneeze tells he’s the type to bless him before he sneezes… it drives ilya crazy and shane because its so cute watching ilya get distracted and sneezing anyways

Scenario ⬇️

[clgx]

a person who regularly sneezes in fits/multiples who just. tries so hard to not have that be A Thing. tries to appear casual and unbothered when these fits happen (and they happen a lot) and to get them over with as quickly as possible so that it passes without comment. only the people around them can’t help but Comment On It