giving them a Benadryl but it doesn’t work properly so now they’re sleepy on top of being sneezy :-)
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giving them a Benadryl but it doesn’t work properly so now they’re sleepy on top of being sneezy :-)
Snzblr logging in at 3 am on a Thursday to discuss ‘ah choo’
dogboy who play-sneezes while roughhousing in the bedroom. walk with me here
cute date idea: you sneeze while your dick's inside of me :)
A Pinocchio like situation where their nose keeps getting bigger as they keep insisting between hitched breaths that they aren't gonna sneeze.
Is this something?
need a man to be so down bad for me, especially when I’m sick. I need him to be like, “Ohhh, baby, you’re feeling sick? Hm? Awww, you poor thing~” and give me puppydog eyes all day. likeee hello?? marry me????
How to train my brain into comprehending “how are you feeling?” as anything but the most romantic question of all time…
You guys know that trope where someone's trying to pull themselves together while looking in a mirror, and they slap themselves in the face and maybe say a quiet "come on" or something to themselves?
That but someone having a desperate sneezing fit, and they are practically begging themselves to pull it together.
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when someone has to sneeze so badly that you can hear the desperate, tremulous gasp that precedes it pulling from the depths of their lungs
Extremely polite brit being absolutely shy about their allergies but loving being blessed and fussed 🥺
Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!
shout out to the people who have zero mental block and cant even conceptualize it. like if they have to sneeze then they'll just sneeze and if someone mentions not being able to sneeze or being able to hold back a sneeze then they get confused
I absolutely love the difference between roleplaying with vanilla vs snzfucker people
vanillas - "and then it starts raining. They get soaked through. Then they walk through a field of flowers, and then they sniff a bunch of pepper, then-"
me - "then they sneeze?"
vanillas - "huh? oh I didn't think about that. That's a thing?"
VS
Snzfucker - "and then it starts raining...
Me - 😏
Snzfucker - 😏
sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK
when someone makes a sneeze wav with lots of buildups especially for you, call that
save the bees for obvious reasons, but also just think: if the bees die out who's gonna pollinate all the plants that ravage pretty men's noses? Honey bees pollinate 80% of all flowering plants, guys. We cannot lose this!!!
ok I’m legally allowed to post this now but me and @snzdreams
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