i am so sorry

Syd. 23. sneeze fet

[phantomofthesnozpera]

Damn

I don’t use this account anymore but I miss the relationships that formed with it. In 2016/2017 I made so many great friends on here, and I always look back on that time and think, dang, that was good company.

We’d all Skype and play games and talk shit and it was such a great fucking time. How the fuck am I 25 now?

I hope all those people are doing okay!!

[ccherrybloom]

i can’t decide what’s hotter — someone apologizing during a hitch up to a sneeze or someone apologizing on the immediate exhale after a sneeze.

[shitimkinky]

Person A is having a long and intense allergy fit after coming into contact with just a small amount of an allergen. Person B is holding them thightly in their chest, and as they watch A fight off another set of desperate sneezes B brushes back As hair and says "oh, sweetie, your poor nose is so, so sensitive isn't it?"

[head-colds]

someone who’d prob never do the following sober, but at one point when they’re drunk and suddenly have to sneeze, they grab/steady themself on the shoulder of a nearby friend/partner as they turn away and pitch into it, and by the woozy grip the other person can tell (1) how strong it was and (2) how much it would’ve unsteadied them without the hold

[anonsnzblr]

i have definitely reblogged this before but holy FUCK

[selffins]

love the thought of someone who has a cold sneezing towards their partner with the kink- intentionally turning their head, getting closer, cuddling up to them when they feel a tickle in their nose, because they know their partner will like it. intentionally sneezing into the hand their partner is holding even though their other hand is free and the tissues are right there... tilting their head back and sneezing uncovered without shame even though they had all the time in the world to prepare... all because they KNOW it’s gonna make their partner squirm

[snzfuckery]

oh fuck okay just imagine...pinching someone's nose to them hold off a sneeze and being able to feel their nose straining to twitch in your grip, nostrils struggling to flare against your fingers...wow

[hessickjim]

here’s a 🔥 concept: stroking someone’s wrinkling nose as they’re hitching, enticing the building sneeze with your fingertips, until the person grabs your hand and stifles against the inside of your wrist.

[rosy-bless]

someone in a social situation bracing themselves on their partner’s arm and ducking behind their partner’s shoulders to stifle a few desperate sneezes

[sickhaze]

i feel like shows that run for 3 or more seasons and don't have at least one sick episode are personally offensive and just bad taste

[usedtobefluphoria]

i hope you allergic to cats because i want you to sneeze on this pussy ma'am

[snzdreams]

Love the idea that A is acting like a brat and inducing B and teasing them, tickling their nose while sitting on B’s lap. Slowly coaxing out sneeze after sneeze until B is red in the face and breathless, then A holds tissues just out of reach before helping B blow their nose

OR

A is a cheeky brat and B induces them so they can’t mouth off anymore, while A is trying to tease B but can’t finish a sentence between hitching breaths and sneezing fits

[airborneglitter]

two people sleeping in each other’s arms, a tangle of limbs and blankets and sleep-mussed hair. it’s early morning still when one of them blinks awake with a foreboding prickle in their nostrils and, not wanting to wake their partner nor let go of them just yet, tries their utmost to keep the building sneeze at bay for as long as possible. fighting to keep their breath slow and steady, scrunching and squirming their nose around, finally pressing a fist to their septum hard enough to hurt, a last ditch attempt at control. no such luck. resigning themself to defeat, they still try to keep the sound and movement to a minimum as not to startle their loved one awake. one stifle, two, three, their body tensing and jolting slightly with each but at least they’re keeping quiet, maybe they’ll actually manage to -

“hh? -NGX!’ˢʰʰᵉʷ”

fuck.

their partner stirs then, sighs, burrows deeper into their shared warmth with a drowsy:

“mornin. wha’r’you…?”

“I’m - hh’shhieww! - sneezing. sorry. didn’t mean to wake you.”

“s’alright. bless you. feeling better?”

an experimental sniff. a little wet perhaps, but blessedly free of tickles. for now. 

“I think so.”

“that’s good. five more minutes?”

“five more minutes.”

[bigsnzstanacct]

A wonderful thing that happens is when people refer to their sneezing without saying the word sneeze? Eg, “Oh, I feel one coming,” “I’m gonna do it again,” “I’m starting to feel really itchy,” etc.

[anonsnzblr]

[snezus-christ]

The snixth sense.

[head-colds]

every reaction to a sneeze is hot. concern? disgust? interest? annoyance? nut? surprise? sudden sympathy? schadenfreude???

[dopaminty]

Desperately need more schadenfreude in my sneeze content tbh

[airborneglitter]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[airborneglitter]

just………… thinking about all the different ways a character might touch their partner’s nose:

- with the tip of their own nose, gently nuzzling 

- with their lips giving it an affectionate peck 

- playfully flicking it with a finger

- lightly tracing the rims of the nostrils (making them flicker and flare at the touch)

- slowly caressing a fingertip down the bridge

- pinching it shut to stave off a sneeze

- teasingly rubbing or tapping it to help a sneeze along

- purposefully massaging to soothe an itch

- purposefully massaging to make the itch worse >:D 

- “oh, your poor nose”, an instinctive, tender touch when they notice how painfully red their partner’s nose is (either finding it glowing hot with inflammation, or shockingly cold from being out in harsh weather)