[leopharry]

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

[joshpeck]

okay but where’s the link

[tastefullyoffensive]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[throwbackblr]

[wholesomemes-archive]

[aemond1eye]

self care is eating mangos

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[payasoz-deactivated20161121]

trinity

the father

the son

the Holy spirit

[vahkarian]

[pr1nceshawn]

Clever Illustrations by Nacho Diaz

[fugayyyku]

This was all very cute except the fucking ice melting on earth in the hour glass it’s completely chilling and we’re all going to die

[2seat]

[jaidefinichon]

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

[meanplastic]