[canwegotoredlobster]

✨🌸⚪️🌸✨

[htmlee]

💜

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[breademotions]

“im done with this season im not watching the rest” yeah ok honey see u next week

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[itsannxiety]

[animeshaven]

“I love you forever.. I love you forever..”

[gnarly]

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

[historyandmemes]

The Roman soldiers guarding Jesus’ tomb were like: “yeah… he gone” 

[kotanchik]

[trashboat]

when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it

[canwegotoredlobster]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[dulect]

how to get up in the morning

you don’t

[welcometoyouredoom]

[intensional]

when someone asks to see your phone

[baelingual]

“Whats ur zodiac sign?”