Can you not.

Eloise ~ Incredibly English, 17, wannabe author, multiple fandoms ~  Instagram - hipsturr_eloise https://www.wattpad.com/user/EllieHaynes0

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[canyounotcat]

Alice is late for her new job as IT support, what she doesn't know is that she will meet three guys who will change her...

I’m doing a thing if you wanna check it out?

[thorodinson]

We know better now, don’t we? Devils don’t come from hell beneath us. They come from the sky.

[sjipsco]

me: i’m going to be productive and get things done.

[ellethehumanist]

*Note to Self - Temporary Tattoo set just added to my Etsy store ♥

These gorgeous *Note to self - temporary tattoo sets are here to help you along on your self-care journey, to serve as little reminders and/ or to help you through when things are dark and scary. 

Notes included are: Breathe - You are loved - Be kind to yourself - PMA - It will pass - I will feel better - I forgive myself - Be safe - I’m not alone - Hold on - I can do this - No feeling is final - Take care of yourself - Reach out

I have listed a new *Note to self tattoo set on etsy <3

To see the new notes and designs click HERE 

[brindleberry]

honestly, I don’t even really know what to put as a caption just- i don’t even know anymore 🍤

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Sexual orientation- Smith’s layered hair. Unf.

[hatfails]

the expressions were fab today!

[alonerwolf]

dont say “man up” say “level up” instead because video games are cooler than gender binary

[darning-socks]

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

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THIS

[coffee-fucking]

How To Guess Someone’s Sign

(based on appearance) 

ARIES: 

Has a well formed. angular bone structure and an admirable jawline  Eyebrows are arched and can often be thick The eyes look sharp (though they can really pull off the puppy dog eyes) The nose is prominent  Ruddy complexion and sensitive skin Will usually sport an athletic body  

TAURUS:

Big doe eyes EXTREMELY pinchable cheeks Youthful and earthy appearance Usually of average height and build, the face is usually square Their aura is very calming  They carry themselves in a very elegant manner

GEMINI:

Average to just above average height, slender body and long limbs When they smile their cheeks raise and create little balls (so cute) Beautiful long eye lashes Chiseled jaws Sometimes have cleft chins They walk as if on air

CANCER:

Moon shaped eyes that often look very sad Round face  Small noses that turn upwards Women can often have prominent breasts The energy surrounding them is often that of some sort of emotional turmoil

LEO:

Hair is voluminous, thick and shiny  The face shape could be described as that of a lion Usually slim as they like to take care of themselves Moves in an elegant manner Teeth are large Appearance stays youthful as they continue to age A warm, nurturing aura Surrounded by an air of confidence and control

VIRGO:

Fine, elegant features Their eyes show just how grounded they are The mouth is small and sensual The hair is big and well taken care of Tends to appear younger than actually is Graceful body

LIBRA:

Serene and calm beauty Venusian type of body even if slim they can look plump  Glowing skin Hella good hair Heart shaped face Great taste in clothes Gentle aura that demands attention

SCORPIO:

Prominent nose, can be Roman They have an amazing profile Eyes are sharp and dark even if they’re blue or green, it’s as if they can see all of your darkest secrets (they probably do though) Usually found wearing black If you see them smiling then it’s real Dark silky hair Long fingers

SAGITTARIUS:

Tall with long limbs Big teeth Eyes sparkle with curiosity Slim but can easily put on weight later in life Their face is long similar to that of a horse They are a bit clumsy

CAPRICORN:

Resting bitch face Amazing bone structure  High cheekbones  Prominent collarbones  Sensitive skin Appears uptight and sad 

AQUARIUS:

Dreamy eyes often light in color Attractive profile especially from the side Strong legs Good skin Their voice is calm and pleasing to the ear An air of eccentricity 

PISCES:

Ethereal presence The eyes are soft it’s as if their lost in a whole other world Graceful and soft bodies Charming laugh  Lovely smiles Feet are often tiny OR big

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What the fuck….

[pettyness-deactivated20180903]

how did you forget the gemini’s second face?

[dynastylnoire]

Black scorpios exist.

[roropcoldchain]

This is for white people.

[curbside-service]

This makes me laugh so fucking hard every time.

[doona-baes]

[themarmic4]

Sjin makes the most majestic noises when he falls down a hole!

[srsfunny]

Doge Brotherhood Assemble http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[psych2go]

37 Psychology Pick-Up Lines You Could Use Anytime.

I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

What Freudians repress, let’s express!

You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!

Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!

Can I buy you a shrink?

Sex is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

My hypothalamus is going wild for you!

I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?

I’ve got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

You remind me of my mother..

Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?

Do come lay on my couch… With me.

Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can’t help not experiencing you as a whole.

You make my medulla spatter.

You are the greatest perception of my heart’s delusion!

Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response?

All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.

You’re the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.

Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.

Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.

Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn’t just any cigar…

My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?

Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.

I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?

Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence?

And ven I snap my fingers, you vill take your clothes off  on and remember none of zis..

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you’d be a completely different woman!

Originally posted by: https://tehcip.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/psychology-pick-up-lines/

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