Fort Kickass

Operation: Dick Sledge

[qsycomplainsalot]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

[howglorygoes]

any female born after 1993 can’t cook... all they know is insect powder, tnt, arse, acid, atom dust & lye

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Evergreen will never live down the Suez Canal blockage.

[everythingfox]

No hiding from the pupperino

(via)

[weirdest-al]

Change one line of dialogue and ruin and entire scene: check.

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This post hit me like I was a cabbage stand.

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

hi can i get a. uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhh a uhm a kiss

[vintagegeekculture]

The distinctive and memorable Thailand-only covers for the Harry Potter novels.

[fanonical]

finally some book covers that don’t just spoil the ending for first time readers.

[lisaminnci]

Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

[lesbiansgoal]

[silverscreenx]

Perfect explanation.

[skepticsub]

“but how am I supposed to explain this to my kids?”

Kids arnt stupid, maybe you suck at explaining.

[thebestworstidea]

‘how am I supposed to explain this to my kids so they know it’s wrong when there’s really nothing wrong with it objectively?’

[aidaughter]

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

[periperi-the-exotic]

LAUNCHING HYPER CAT INTO OUTER SPACE

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[bluetiefling]

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

[junkfoodcinemas]

Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

[bandtshirt]

anyways….wake me up inside