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Hello! This is a VERY low/sporadic activity, selective/private RP blog for a Genshin Impact OC, written by Cala ( he/him | 18+ ) . I primarily run @dikiyvter. The activity here with be very low at times, and I may have long periods of inactivity. I might give this blog a proper theme & pages eventually, but for now it’s going to stay dash-only.

Mutuals may add me on discord at: Calamari#3405

CARRD. | PROMO.

( icon by @beppitybopps on twitter )

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#pinned post #edited: 9/28/21

[misc weasel noises]

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#hello i'm lurking

He struttin’

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ɪ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. ’ ’ ( ic. )#hello goodmorning it is i

He’s a great cook. Everyone else is just wrong.

#he'll die on this hill #anyways waves sleepily... m too tired ... to continue on.....#farewell my friends......... tell my partner... i love them...... /dies/

viisiond:

“I call it a Violation of the FDA and plenty of other things….” Like a money making success for Bubu Pharmacy.

“ Well the aranara call it delicious, so maybe your taste buds are just UNREFINED, old man! ... what even is an FDA?! Is Liyue regulating FOOD now?! What has the world come to?!”

#viisiond #❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ɪ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. ’ ’ ( ic. )#ku shen would eat pink sauce

viisiond:

“is that what you call that thing?”

“ do you NOT , teacher? “

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ɪ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. ’ ’ ( ic. )#viisiond #heeEELPP #SDHFSHDFDHS IM GLAD YOU'VE MISSED HIM!!!#ive missed my stupid lil weasel man too....#him n baizhu interacting gives me so much happiness

sylvctica

( caobengen )

“Come’n dip your paws in my chili pot, sylv-ee-o.”

“I HAVE NO FUCKING PAWS. WHAT PAWS AM I TO DIP IN, KU SHEN? WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE DEATH?”

#ash reminded me abt ku shen's chili pot

Ku Shen is also like. lowkey in need of a new ref / outfit update i think.

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#ideally i want to add more details of sumeru into his current outfit #bc generally i do still like how his outfit is #and i dont intend to change his hair or anything like that #im v happy w/ his design for the most part!!#i do need... like... all new graphics though lmfao.....#its gonna b A Project

brushes the dust off hi motherfuckers

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#ah shit. here we go again #i need to clean some stuff up before im active again tho tbh #i.e cleaning out followers / following #adjusting some info from his carrd bc its wildly inaccurate now #cleaning out old ooc posts #im prolly gonna cleanse the inbox #<- aside from a couple things obv bc im too clingy--

leaves an offering of a meaty stew for the adeptus rumoured to live in the forest

EH ? Free food?

DON’T MIND IF HE DOES - !

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ɪ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. ’ ’ ( ic. )#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ... ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ... ᴛʜɪɴɢ ’ ’ ( inbox. )

Ku Shen, leaning back, nibbling on a fish and watching this all gone down like: Man, it’s sure a good time to be presumed dead!

#hops on just to shitpost

@dorimuita said:

thwacked to death

its all the teenage angst

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#giggles

Imagine being some immortal in service to a god in the archon war and going up against Morax and his adepti, and u think ur in for an easy time bc you’re facing off against some punky little blind god-equivalent-of-a-teenager, just for the little shit to essentially pull this meme on u when he kicks ur ass

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#imagine getting your ass absolutely whacked by a blind 16 year old #going into that fight like 'lol i have the easiest adeptus to deal w/ outta them all i'll just kill this kid and then move on to smbd #stronger' and then he wrecks your shit

Logs on. Looks directly into my inbox.

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#grips this ask by the throat #u know who u are #giggles excitedly as i run off to write

Forcibly reviving this blog against popular demand

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ᴀ sʟɪᴍᴇ. ’ ’ ( ooc. )#giggles

He has competition for the prettiest weasel, now that we've seen the ones in the chasm...

Do you dare insinuate he isn’t the PRETTIEST WEASEL?

. . .HE’S UNAMUSED. ( And telling Morax on you. )

#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ... ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ... ᴛʜɪɴɢ ’ ’ ( inbox. )#melodicbreeze

𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 ./ * @frostwnd - Alex said:

Alex sends a wink to Ku Shen before- ah, right, he can't see that. ".... Sup-" Is what he gives instead.

HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SEE IT - But Ku Shen just sort of gets the general energy that he’s being winked at by a certain favored human of his. The voice and meager informal greeting only confirm it-- A smug little smile placed upon the adeptus’ own lips as he turns his head in the man’s direction, silent little huff of laughter.

“ Is that all you’ve got for me? A sup?” Eyes roll, melodramatic scoff of faux-offense, “Humans would CRAWL OVER THEMSELVES fighting to meet an adeptus - and all you give me is a . . . SUP ?”

#frostwnd #❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ... ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ... ᴛʜɪɴɢ ’ ’ ( inbox. )#❁ ▎ ‘ ‘ ɪ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. ’ ’ ( ic. )

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