the future's disarmingly bright

arin. they/them. same animal, different beast

[postmodernlover]

[ousia-poetica]

This is my aesthetic. I've found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns.

[buzzfeed]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mexicontpaymybills]

[farmgf]

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

[farmgf]

god. god

[icaseybaybee]

[what-even-is-thiss]

So Dutch Bros coffee company is a franchise that you might not have heard of if you’re not from the west coast of the US or parts of the south but they’re fucking everywhere in central California and they always somehow have an extremely long line even though I’m pretty sure that their thing is just that they put a lot of sugar in everything and don’t sell plain normal black coffee and are mildly less expensive than Starbucks if you squint.

Anyways they were already a blight upon the land when I was in high school about ten years ago and a group of people at my school got obsessed with this drink they’ve sold there for a long time called the 911.

Why is it called the 911? Well my friends, it consists of Irish cream flavor, half and half, and six shots of espresso. In the medium. They add more if you get a large. People were getting larges.

Anyways being an unmedicated adhd teenager, coffee had absolutely no effect on me so I ended up getting a lot of free Dutch Bros 911 drinks because it was known that for some reason Roman is immune to these things so when people couldn’t handle finishing their 911 drinks because it was too much caffeine for them they’d give it to me.

And from my perspective I was like cool, free sugar. Had no idea why 6 shots of espresso was supposed to be a lot of coffee. Anyways, probably don’t drink that much espresso at once unless you know you’re immune to it because I’ve seen that thing give people panic attacks.

[anywhoozles]

[machi1895]

うさぎ、クラゲを誘う

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[postmodernlover]

Some people have like a noble savage view of bookish readers. Like for one: most people do not read books period. There are a lot of grown adults out there who haven't read a book since high school and they are fine for the most part. Secondly, the people who do read books often read as a hobby and do it to relax. Maybe they aren't being hyper critical of whatever they are reading. Maybe they are reading trashy silly books because it's their version of a comfort show. This is also fine.

[postmodernlover]

For the record this is me being pro like cringey booktok romantasy etc. It's actually fine to have a hobby.

[postmodernlover]

Some people have like a noble savage view of bookish readers. Like for one: most people do not read books period. There are a lot of grown adults out there who haven't read a book since high school and they are fine for the most part. Secondly, the people who do read books often read as a hobby and do it to relax. Maybe they aren't being hyper critical of whatever they are reading. Maybe they are reading trashy silly books because it's their version of a comfort show. This is also fine.

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[huckleberryhal]

Mary Oliver in “Dog Songs”

[bleekay]

[postmodernlover]

I don't even think that posts about the feminization of Dean are wrong necessarily. I bet you could have a really interesting conversation about those aspects of his character!

But they annoy me personally bc I knowwww all this is all more applicable to Sam.

[necrowyrm]