the future's disarmingly bright

arin. they/them. same animal, different beast

[postmodernlover]

[postmodernlover]

My cat is so awkward

[correctopinionhaver]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[smoke-in-the-winds]

It’s cool how we kinda Ship of Theseus’d marriage. Not completely, mind you, but it’s hardly the same institution it was even 200 years. I don’t even think we have to abolish it anymore

[postmodernlover]

You gotta admit this whole death drive thing makes some good points

[postmodernlover]

Changed my url. What can I say i like to mix it up!

disarminglybright -> postmodernlover

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[postmodernlover]

new url?

washinmachineheart

postmodernlover

unicorn-tolerance

keep this one (disarminglybright)

Voting ended onJun 2

[valiantjellyfish]

Yearning

made using the inspect element.

[sleebyjam]

Okay, I'll bite. Hawm

[samschudangel]

Snoopchester and woodstiel.

[sevicia]

ok think of your favorite horror movie. is it more creepy or wet

Creepy

Wet

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

I KNOW many are both. but ☝️they'll always lean one way or the other ok. Follow your heart

[postmodernlover]

new url?

washinmachineheart

postmodernlover

unicorn-tolerance

keep this one (disarminglybright)

Voting ended onJun 2

[shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn-deactiv]

ERIN VEST All The Horses Of Iceland

[postmodernlover]

There is potentially something interesting to be said about the role of children in post apocalyptic stories.

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories