cah-peesh

hi im gabriel and i live in hong kong i think.  

[plantfunerals]

y'all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[virgoassbitch]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[grawly]

where the fuck am i

[bxgdanow-deactivated20170102]

sinship (like friendship except u sin together)

[nemurinbeam-deactivated20231218]

[goatexx]

The bee move but every time it’s posted it gets removed on legal grounds

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[bigeisamazing]

[trapcard]

Zootopia looks wild omg

[arkenstone-deactivated20200320]

*checks character’s wiki for some trivia* “deceased”

[mszashley]

[umlindsay]

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[meanplastic]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[slavery]

Me robbing the zoo

Me: Where’s the money

Owl: Hoo

Me: THE MONEY ASSHOLE

[ruinedchildhood]