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I like mcr.. and some other stuff sometimes. Adultish. Sometimes I draw.

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[throathole]

“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[excavatinglizard]

One flesh, one end, bitch

[capitainestjeanmeow]

Started reading this book 10 months ago and stopped the chapter before this. I finally restarted and finished it. I’m dead.

[sexhaver]

disposable vapes are kind of insane from a supply chain perspective. if you told someone in 2000 that we'd have cigarette replacements with LCD screens designed to be thrown in the trash, you'd be kind of a piece of shit for not warning them about 9/11 instead

[nodevolucion]

LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE - NORTH AMERICA 2025

sources

[frankieroslefttesticle]

they got elexecuted

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[androidboy]

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[androidboy]

[capitainestjeanmeow]

I thought the snowball golf mini game was required and spent wayyyy too much time trying ti played that cursed thing.

Despite my cursed struggle noises my roommate thought I was just really into it…

[im-onthekitchenfloor]

im so normal about them

[chatot4444]

Listen, little brother, it's critical to the storyline that you get kicked in the balls. No, I'm not mad at you, it's just core to my artistic vision that you get kicked really hard in the balls

[excavatinglizard]

i hate my spine and hips

me if i was lizard

[eegcat]

i am lizard

[excavatinglizard]

IMPERSONATOR

[capitainestjeanmeow]

Sounds like lizard to me

[winternightghost]

doodling gerard to get a feel for them. also saving these for later ref for myself :333

[toskarin]

well, tumblr, I hope you're all happy. my phone battery finally hit 120%, at which point it exploded and blew the legs and genitals off of my dog who was listening to animal calming music at the time. even if I didn't like him very much, I think that it was awful of you to laugh while he was in that kind of danger, and you should have warned me so that I could have averted this tragedy. how was I supposed to know.

[toskarin]

grew back like twice so I stopped trying

[datafags]

imagining a world where you have to both spay and neuter an animal

[toskarin]

there was a complex situation that was made simple in a terrifying blast of dog components and now it seems like everyone's using their imagination in my notes

[yueecakes]

big fan of the theory that the four people on the death row = tbp from the previous show. time loops!!

[swelloctober31]

Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in Draag!