⚔️🍆ADAM🍆⚔️

yoooo turns out hell actually has fuckin good wi-fi!

[capital-d-dickmaster]

what's up fuckrzzzzzz turns out phones connect to earth from hell! only rly here to shitpost and piss off the hell freaks

it's yr boi adam, the REAL leadr of the exorcists not my fuckass son abel (@notdickmaster), FIRST MAN MOTHERFUCKRSSSS, the goddamn dickmaster (god can't get me down here i can say that shit)

(ooc! my name's vivi and this is my adam rp blog! im a 16yr lesbian! anything ooc will usually be in brackets)

[dang3rrt1ts]

Lilith opened wide the doors of the Hazbin Hotel after hearing a certain angel was yelling right outside.

"What are you doing here? Get out. Now."

@first-sinner-of-hell

Lute stares down Lilith, her eyes narrow and her tone flat.

"Im here because I was informed Adam is here. As his lieutenant, it's part of my duty. I won't be leaving- as I was technically invited."

[capital-d-dickmaster]

hell yeah bitch! that’s MY lieutenant and I tell her what the fuck she can do now back off, fuckin hellspawn!

[capital-d-dickmaster]

bro I pull up to lucifer’s bitch’s fuckass hotel for FIVE SECONDS tryna start shit and they just sent a fucking message to heaven and now @dang3rrt1ts is BANGING ON THE FUCKING DOOR SCREAMING MY NAME

…someone let her in i’m kinda scared

[capital-d-dickmaster]

How do I get a girlfriend

don't fuckin ask me bro, women just love me

(ooc: gonna be real I pulled my gf by being autistic, but u can dm my main if u want advice? @thegayfnafgal)