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fuck you abel (@notdickmaster)

[dang3rrt1ts]

"Abel, Adams pathetic little son, made me get tumblr."

"I'm Lute. Lieutenant of heavens exorcist army."

"I don't want to, but I don't trust any of the other girls not to fuck up our reputation."

Associated blogs:

Abel: @notdickmaster

Adam: @capital-d-dickmaster

Bucky(oc): @no1nakedchef

Ooc stuff: so this is a totally oc friendly blog, and if you want your blog to join our rp group js DM me or one of the others!

So far our ocs are:

Bucky: hotels head chef, ex-seraphim (check blog for more details)

Isadora: Charlie's older sister, kitchen porter for Bucky (her uncle, check blog for more details.)

(Account not up yet)

Viola: ex-exorcist, Wealds bow, poly with Adam and Eve (Adam is also dating/seeing/its complicated with lute, check blog for more details)

(Account not up yet)

((Ooc!! Hello my name js cerise and this is my lute rp blogg <3 anything below the cut will usually be ooc, but ill say if its ooc lol.))

Main blog: @idk-im-js-here

[dang3rrt1ts]

Lilith opened wide the doors of the Hazbin Hotel after hearing a certain angel was yelling right outside.

"What are you doing here? Get out. Now."

@first-sinner-of-hell

Lute stares down Lilith, her eyes narrow and her tone flat.

"Im here because I was informed Adam is here. As his lieutenant, it's part of my duty. I won't be leaving- as I was technically invited."

[first-sinner-of-hell]

Lilith tilted her head, eyes narrowing down on Lute like they were watching a crawling bug.

"I don't know who called you here, but they must have misinformed you." Lilith said, sharply. "Adam is dead. He is not here, so you can go. Now."

[dang3rrt1ts]

"Well, I've been informed by Bucky, the hotels chef, that Adam is here. I highly doubt someone I personally kicked from heaven would invite me down without a reason."

Nothing about her is pleasant- from the stains on her clothes to the ugly expression on her face. She was not happy to see Lilith- and made no effort to hide it.

((We have adam as alive and in the hotel js FYI!))

[first-sinner-of-hell]

Lilith grit her teeth. Ever since her stay in Heaven, she had never liked the white-heared angel. It was nice to see that the feeling was mutual.

Lilith felt like letting her inside the hotel would only bring trouble, but she couldn't exactly kick her out after she had called out so blatanly her lie.

So she took a step aside as she opened the door for her. "Fine. But I will not leave your side. Just in case."

//I didn't know that, thank you :D I made it so that Lilith was lying through her teeth to make her leave, instead!

[dang3rrt1ts]

"Why, can't get enough of me or something, Lilith?"

She speaks smugly, then calls out at Abel, who was looking around like a lost puppy before she yelled at him.

She goes into the hotel when Abel waddles over, glaring at Lilith.

((Yeah abel ( @notdickmaster ) is there!))

[dang3rrt1ts]

Lilith opened wide the doors of the Hazbin Hotel after hearing a certain angel was yelling right outside.

"What are you doing here? Get out. Now."

@first-sinner-of-hell

Lute stares down Lilith, her eyes narrow and her tone flat.

"Im here because I was informed Adam is here. As his lieutenant, it's part of my duty. I won't be leaving- as I was technically invited."

[first-sinner-of-hell]

Lilith tilted her head, eyes narrowing down on Lute like they were watching a crawling bug.

"I don't know who called you here, but they must have misinformed you." Lilith said, sharply. "Adam is dead. He is not here, so you can go. Now."

[dang3rrt1ts]

"Well, I've been informed by Bucky, the hotels chef, that Adam is here. I highly doubt someone I personally kicked from heaven would invite me down without a reason."

Nothing about her is pleasant- from the stains on her clothes to the ugly expression on her face. She was not happy to see Lilith- and made no effort to hide it.

((We have adam as alive and in the hotel js FYI!))

[no1nakedchef]

My fucking kitchen is in shambles who ate everything in my fridge WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT. I cant cook if there's no food to cook with. OWN UP SLAGS

[dang3rrt1ts]

"Well maybe they would leave your fridge alone if you didn't eat everybody's clothes and shoes."

[dang3rrt1ts]

The door is stuck, I'll open the window so you can get in. @no1nakedchef

"I don't need your help, demon."

She doesnt like Bucky, as is evidence by her general dislike of sinners and anything that dwells in hell.

"But thank you."

[dang3rrt1ts]

Lilith opened wide the doors of the Hazbin Hotel after hearing a certain angel was yelling right outside.

"What are you doing here? Get out. Now."

@first-sinner-of-hell

Lute stares down Lilith, her eyes narrow and her tone flat.

"Im here because I was informed Adam is here. As his lieutenant, it's part of my duty. I won't be leaving- as I was technically invited."

[dang3rrt1ts]

What an interesting.. choice of attire. (She cocked her head to the side, narrowing her eyes at the angel. Tempest rarely had any interest in interacting with exterminators, but since the whole shebang with Vox and such. She didn’t see the woman as a threat. Especially within the confines of the hotel.)

~@queeofsolitude

"And who are you to think you can soeak to me?"

"I'm a respected angel, and I could very easily kill you if I wanted to.

What do you want?"

Lute doesnt react strongly, trying to stay calm (as thats her order) and attempting to have the upper hand in the interaction.

((respected is a strong word...))

[capital-d-dickmaster]

bro I pull up to lucifer’s bitch’s fuckass hotel for FIVE SECONDS tryna start shit and they just sent a fucking message to heaven and now @dang3rrt1ts is BANGING ON THE FUCKING DOOR SCREAMING MY NAME

…someone let her in i’m kinda scared

[dang3rrt1ts]

I'm not crazy. Sera had me tested.

(I'll kiss anyone who gets this reference.)

[dang3rrt1ts]

It feels like I've come down to hell with no reason at all. I was informed Adam was here, and I'm waiting outside the hazshit hotel with Abel.

Someone let us in, I know youre in there.

LET US IN WHERE IS ADAM.

(Hey gang, send asks!! Also lute is so using the hazbin hater names. Hazshit and hazmid.)

@notdickmaster @capital-d-dickmaster @no1nakedchef

[dang3rrt1ts]

Lute lute!

What are your thoughts on both Adam and Abel just curious:D

Adam was an amazing man. Brave, smart, attractive, a good leader.

Theres not a single bad thing to say about him.

He was an amazing leader and friend to me, and I can not even begin to imagine how different our army truly would have been with any other leader.

He was truly very special.

Oh, Abel is... tolerable.

[dang3rrt1ts]

was/is adam a good cook? or did you cook for him? one of yall has to be a good cook, and it’s probably not adam… not offense.

-🐥

As much as I hate to admit it, you're right. I'm the one who cooks. Adam is good at ribs- but he burns... everything else.

He tries to make muffins for his son ince and... safe to say Emily's cake made it to the party.

Adams exploded.

((Only thing she misses about Bucky is his cooking </3))

[dang3rrt1ts]

Bitch hurry yo ass up the pastas getting cold

I don't take orders from you, hellspawn.

I'm on my way, though. With your ex-hoe, because apparently I'm not trusted alone in hell after trying to kill Vaggie. Twice.

[dang3rrt1ts]

I have just been informed that Abel's ex-boyfriend, also an ex-seraphim, Bucky, is still in hell. And not dead², or something.

And according to Bucky... Adam is there.

I'm not going to hell, why in the name of the Speaker would I go down there?

I'm coming, sir...

((Please send asks!!))

((Oc rp blogs, yesssss!!!)

[dang3rrt1ts]

"I can't believe the audacity of some people because tell me why my BOSS, the HEAD of heavens exorcist army, is making friends with the fucking princess of hell?"

"Abel, sleep with one eye open."

@notdickmaster

[dang3rrt1ts]

A wisp of smoke fogged up her quarters as a laugh was heard ...."you think you fucking...know him"

@root-of-eve

"I don't think I knew him. I did know him."

Her tone is confident, yet her body language shows hesitance, and even a hint of fear.

[dang3rrt1ts]

"UGH, Sera has found this page, due to Abel no doubt. Someone please defend me and tell her I wasn't dating Adam."

Lute groans, and keeps her arms folded. She's always denied it, though nobody believes her.

[dang3rrt1ts]

Guys. Guys, look at my husband Sir!

He's so very attractive skilled at guitar.

I want to kill someone.