What I need is the dandelion in spring.

-Stephanie. 21. Feminism and literature, for one and for all. (Credit to SilverPatronus on Fanpop for my sidepic).

[iguanamouth]

look at this photo of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

look at these other photos of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

ｌｏｏｋ  ａｔ  ｔｈｉｓ  Ｆｉｎａｌ  Ｐｈｏｔｏ  ｏｆ  ｍｙ  ｓｔｅｐｄａｄ

[dentedhelm]

HIGH QUALITY RARE POST REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[onlytwitterpics]

[jawbone-the-tenth]

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

[luulimars]

She’s perfect♥

[capitol-muttation]

HE DID IT MY BABY DID IT AND KATE WAS SO PROUD OF HIM TOO

[zuzuhiddles]

JUST GIVE HIM 30 MINS, PLEASE

EVERYONE (via dirtypeasantpeen)

[saltpepperbeard]

CONGRATULATIONS LEONARDO DICAPRIO FOR BEING THE KING OF THE WORLD TONIGHT

[andrewszombie]

Leonardo Dicaprio holding his first ever Oscar win!

[blomskvist]

ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO

[poeedamerons-deactivated2016040]

Leonardo DiCaprio wins the 88th Academy Award for Best Actor for his role in ‘The Revenant’

[space-cipher]

Let us not take this planet for granted; I do not take this award for granted.

Leonardo DiCaprio (via dirtypeasantpeen)

[queen-of-love-and-beauty]

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]

[capitol-muttation]

Goodbye. Ready to finally disappear.

[not-malik]

Let’s talk about how we’re not even a month into 2016 and the year is already wild af:

B.o.B. - a rapper - for some odd reason, is convinced that the Earth is flat and not spherical, and how NASA is hiding the truth about this information. His idiotic tweets eventually managed to get the attention of Neil DeGrasse Tyson, - an astrophysicist - who swiftly corrected him and threw a little bit of shade in there for good measure. B.o.B. then released a diss track for Tyson called “Flatline.” Tyson then got his nephew to ether tf out of B.o.B for being stupid and disrespectful in a diss track called “Flat to Fact.” Tyson himself then went on The Nightly Show and flamed B.o.B’s dumbass live. B.o.B. also doesn’t believe the Holocaust actually happened, but hardly anyone paid attention to that. (x)

Wiz Khalifa went on a rant about Kanye’s album title change and how he’s biting off of Max B’s “wavy” influence, ending with “Hit this kk and become yourself.” Kanye mistook “kk” for a jab at Kim Kardashian and unleashed hell on not only Wiz, but Amber Rose and their child as well. Amber Rose took notice and decided to tell the whole world that Kanye likes to get his ass played with. In case you were wondering what Wiz meant by “kk,” it’s weed; Wiz said Kanye’s ignorant reaction to kk is proof as to why he ain’t wavy enough to change his album title to “Waves” in the first place. (x)

Blac Chyna is now dating Rob Kardashian, and is actually being very supportive of him as she helps him get his life and health back on track; However, she’ll likely be sitting right across from Kylie and Tyga at the dinner table from now on. (x)

Rihanna’s new album “Anti” got leaked a day before it was finally released; her opening song “Consideration” featured SZA, who was recently dragged because of her 5 year old tweet stating that Rihanna (and Ciara) can’t sing. (x)

R. Kelly confessed that he asked for his own mother’s hand in marriage. (x)

Susan Osbourne tweeted that she had a dream that Shaq gave her that pipe and now she’s publicly thirsting over him despite being a married woman. Shaq’s playing along with it too. (x)

Frosted Flakes mascot Tony the Tiger had to block several thirsty furries on Twitter because they were legitimately sexually harassing him; some of them got so offended, they deadass slut-shammed and victim-blamed Tony for the harassment he received, suggesting he wear more clothes if he doesn’t like the unwanted attention. Cheetos mascot Chester Cheetah then jumped in and took advantage of the situation, welcoming the heartbroken furries to his Twitter instead. Keep in mind, we’re talking about cartoon mascots here. (x)

The FBI hosted a legitimate child pornography website as bait to catch consumers, supplying them with approx. 23,000 pictures and videos of actual child porn. Despite gaining 215,000 registered users, they only managed to arrest 25 people. (x)

Donald Trump openly stated that his voters are so mindless “loyal,” he could go out outside and shoot someone down in public, and he’ll still have enough supporters to win the election. (x)

Meek Mill’s not doing much, yet he somehow still manages to continue holding L’s. (x)

[bluedogeyes]

[yumemii]

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

“Men are awesome”, I say.

“NOT ALL MEN”, the Mens’ Rights Activists chimes in before freezing where he stands. I’ve got him now, I’ve won.

[menformeninism]

shit