Anxiety and the Infinite Sadness

Part-time barista, full-time disappointment. They/Them/She/Her

[thehousewitchery]

Artwork by The Phantom Painter on Instagram

[molabuddy]

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

[inkycorvid]

NO

[molabuddy]

goodbye.........

[ivsaur]

it’s pride month you know what that means..... straight people owe me weed

[dailyrothko]

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Untitled (Lilac and orange over ivory), 1961

© Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society 

[steviefuckingnicks]

this is only like a fraction of why he’s awesome and i love him 

he’s done so many good things for america and is an amazing politician. 

whaaaattttta man

oh and btw, him and barack are the cutest of the cute tbh

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 11th of march, 2013.

[carnival-phantasm]

[weaver-z]

Jesus fucking Christ I thought this entire thing was a parody. I was flipping through it thinking it was a perfect imitation of these horrific 2012-2014 era slideshow posts and reaching the heritageposts date tag was like reaching the end of a horror movie.

[guiltiest-gear]

2013????

[gnostick-deactivated20210607]

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

[riibrego]

sweet citrus

[bedpsyching]

“2020 sucked but maybe 2021 will be better”

2021:

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

[masseffectdoctor]

Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment

[serialreblogger]

Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport

[unfolded73]

Decided that old buzzfeed quiz about screwing your clone needed the Schitt’s Creek treatment. 

Two more:

[brittany-murphy]

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[seaoflove]

concept: love as amalgamation in the art of edvard munch

whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. — emily brontë

[dozydawn]

Tito Corbella postcards, c. 1920.

[this-is-a-dead-blog-idiot-deact]

NORMANI @ SAVAGE X FENTY

[snorlaxatives]

oh wow five years ago today the stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming around ikea in toronto…. now this is truly an iconic date in meme history

[snorlaxatives]

never forget

[severalowls]

The Ikea Monkey is alive and well at a sanctuary in Ontario! He was only a baby when he was found clothes shopping in Ikea.

Name: Darwin, Japanese Macaque

Date of Birth: 2012

Arrival Date: December 10, 2012

Previous home details: Darwin was born in Canada as part of the exotic pet trade in 2012, and had lived in a family home in Toronto. He was found in an IKEA parking lot in December 2012 after escaping from his owner’s car and was seized by local authorities. A social media and worldwide news sensation, Darwin has resided at SBFPS ever since.

Condition upon arrival: Darwin had been imprinted by humans, which rarely bodes well for a monkey. He was very insecure upon arrival, and needed to be the centre of everyone’s attention. He was sheltered from the other monkeys until he got used to his surroundings.

Progress: Since his arrival Darwin has grown in strides - learning to be far more monkey than human. He is grooming Sweet Pea, and calls to Julien and Lexy - mimicking their vocalizations and learning how to speak macaque. He has grown in size and confidence as well, and was slowly transitioned towards having multiple caregivers who he can trust and love as his ‘troop’, as he had no real monkey mother to show him the ropes.

Personality Traits: Darwin is a cheeky little guy, that’s for sure! He loves to play all day, and is always bouncing off the walls with excitement, especially when his favourite people come to visit! He loves to play tricks on you when you’re not looking, like any adolescent!

Favourite Activity: Darwin loves Curious George! He has a Curious George doll whom he takes to his pool to give a bath, and grooms him and tries to get him to drink. He also loves swinging on his fire hose.

Favourite Food: Darwin loves grapes, dates and cherries - but cherries definitely top the list!

Wish list from staff: Darwin can always use new and exciting toys, and he loves his fire hose swings and swimming in kiddie pools!