dream girl

Former escort. From NZ, living in London. I mainly post about SW, gay shit, and man-hating, with a healthy dose of memes thrown in.

[spi-ltmilk]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Cp_61oxF6/?igshid=um31rqfgv776

[terminatedforgood2020-deactivat]

Lenny Kravitz’s maximalist Beverly Hills home

[deitycyla]

Preparing for trouble ✨

✦Twitter

✦Instagram

[yamujiburo]

this is everything

[bikinibottomtwitter]

People just don’t understand…(via)

[the-girlfriendexperience]

How are everyone’s OF accounts and camsites going at the moment? Suffering because of the sudden flooding of the market, or doing well because everyone’s at home?

[star-anise]

Femme bi women married to men still have stories about queerness to tell that are worth hearing.

[ivsaur]

it’s pride month you know what that means..... straight people owe me weed

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[rootbeergoddess]

I am so proud of him

[mymentals]

(via r/TrollCoping)

[platypusparfait]

No one:

Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[catchymemes]

[yesterdaysprint]

Robert Benchley in The San Francisco Examiner, California, October 22, 1934

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[pinkkboiii]