if you go the circus you are gonna see a clown

Laila|32|she/her|personal and fandom dump|bad memes

[urie]

our age of rivalry is heating

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[boyd-stevens]

AMIRTA RAO as SANJANA BAKSHI in MAIN HOON NA (2004) dir. Farah Khan — requested by @amarakaran

[lesbianfujoshis]

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

[bioluminescent-fungus]

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[bedlund]

manifesting today. let's all hold hands

[scinnlaece]

He was on the ice now, standing on the edge of the centerline that served as a barrier between the teams during warm-ups. Shane watched the toe of Ilya’s skate swivel onto the wide, red line on the ice. It looked like a dare—or an invitation.

Rachel Reid | Heated Rivalry; Chapter Twenty-One

[pjharvey]

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[doechiimp3]

women who r skin n bones deserve a space heater n blankets n free osteoporosis injections bc they r like delicate baby birds i worry about them. But we absolutely cannot cede control over the central air system. In the voice of "U gotta be this tall to ride" U gotta be 200 lbs to touch the dial...

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[chestnuthorse]

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[grimeclown]

killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

[grimeclown]

Had to be there i guess

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet