BUCK UP OR SHUT UP

my name's Elisabeth (she/her) but i mainly go by Elyse. 30 y/o white trans woman living in indiana. 18+. goth and punk shit. linguistics and birds.

[trans-asajjventress]

Can you Load that bad boy up? I'm starving

[trans-asajjventress]

small thing i appreciate about mango languages is that it only has one fake language (pirate)

[hungwy]

now that youve looked at several posts on your dashboard, did you notice the gorilla?

[trans-asajjventress]

POV youre sitting on the toilet at my gfs parents house and you're greeted by Koko the Gorilla

[trans-asajjventress]

being a natural "contrarian" is maybe the third most annoying aspect of my life. like it's a distant third, but damn if it ain't persistent. cuz it's not like I'm trying to be contrarian!! cuz am a decently big fan of some fairly popular things!! i just have opinions about stuff you don't know about, and me expressing things with too flat an affect makes YOU say IM a contrarian!! sounds like a YOU problem to me, so stop making it MY problem!!

[trans-asajjventress]

i lovw the idea of a lot of poll blogs, but i legit gett a little annoyed too often with them.

[trans-asajjventress]

had to unfollow a flag poll blog because the way polls turned out, often enough to me, annoyed me, but in a specific way. y'see, i noticed a pattern that, if a flag has [xyz] element, it will go towards that one. and there's only a few things that seem to sway mass opinion towards it, none more so than animal on flag vs. no animal, and charismatic animal vs. noncharismatic. and it's not like I'm getting actively upset by it, only like 1-3% annoyed. but that's just enough over a while.

[trans-asajjventress]

i lovw the idea of a lot of poll blogs, but i legit gett a little annoyed too often with them.

[natalieironside]

What if I declared myself a pretender to some throne somewhere

[natalieironside]

Fuck it, big one. I'm the legitimate Queen of England.

[annoyingalchemist]

Was this legitimacy conferred by blood, pond sword, or did you beat ol' Elizabeth at blackjack?

[natalieironside]

The great and terrible god Wōden rode down out of the sky and gave me a mandate to rule over all the Angelcynn. It was tight

[sympathischeufos]

Question. I assume you are familiar with The Game, which makes you lose when you think of it. Ancient playground lore says that the game never ends, unless the sovereign of England so declares.

In the event of your ascension to the throne, do you swear to put an end to The senseless and cruel Game?

[natalieironside]

Yeah sure. I (we?) declare the game to be over at last. Everybody wins.

[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

what was Wōden riding? was it a really big loud badass motorcycle? I hope it was a big loud badass motorcycle

[natalieironside]

No it was that cool spiderhorse he's got

[the-occasional-mishap]

What's your stance on conkers in schools?

[natalieironside]

mandatory

[beckitty]

Cool, you're in. Dont forget that as the queen you have the power to dissolve parliament.

[natalieironside]

Well as queen of the Angelcynn I will of course be replacing those clowns with a respectable wittan

[natalieironside]

Wait if I'm a queen now but I was already one of @systlin 's house-karls I guess that makes her like the suzerain or something

[failure-to-adult]

Wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen to the English monarchy.

[natalieironside]

Declarations: The Church of England is abolished. The new two state religions are English heathenry and Islam. The new two national languages are Old English and Urdu.

[trans-asajjventress]

G'Tartsky

[trans-asajjventress]

oh no! Spock's eating the moon!

[despazito]

russian pokemon..

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i was about to type "i wish i could sometimes see art of a girl with a bulge where her having the bulge isn't the point of the art" but then i realized i would like to see really any depiction of a trans woman, in any medium, where the point of her inclusion isn't that the character is a trans woman

[traniform]

it pisses me off that everyone proved women like miss forcefem and sam candles completely right

[traniform]

like these women among many others talked about how the specter of the pedophile is almost never used to protect actual children and csa victims. they talked about how the word "pedophile" is used as a trojan horse for harassment against vulnerable groups. they talked about how no one group is intrinsically evil, no one group is solely responsible for csa, and in the former case, that the sexual abuse of children instead stems from a larger problem within society where children do not have the autonomy to remove themselves from dangerous situations without putting themselves in an even more dangerous situation.

and you proved them right! you used them speaking up about this subject as an excuse to harass them. you made a spectacle of their every move, you branded them with words like "pedophile" and "predator" so that you had a justification to stalk them, to keep tabs on their every move. you saw that finally you had a woman you were ALLOWED to stalk without being called a fucking creep. you finally had another woman to put into your modern day freak show. and even so-called "feminists" took that opportunity with glee.

honestly there are no words in the english lexicon that could fully describe how fucking vile you people are. you act so high and mighty and throw tantrums when you get told that your virtue signaling helps nobody and makes it harder for actual victims to speak up. you stalk and pile up as many accusations as you can against the victims that call you out on your bullshit. you're so miserable that you need your fucking punching bag or you'll die. and god i wish you would die

[lakeadair]

Vintage matchbook, c. 1950s, from a restaurant the Chicago Sun-Times once described as having a "flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce" on ribs that were as good as "ambrosia."

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

DJ Kool Herc threw his Back To School Jam August 11, 1973

[trans-asajjventress]

i think im approaching 24 hrs of waking. not entirely sure? havent been sleeping much recently

[trans-asajjventress]

surely now is a good time to watch the twin peaks pilot