BUCK UP OR SHUT UP

my name's Elisabeth (she/her) but i mainly go by Elyse. 30 y/o white trans woman living in indiana. 18+. goth and punk shit. linguistics and birds.

[trans-asajjventress]

Can you Load that bad boy up? I'm starving

[trans-asajjventress]

made thai basil beef (pad gra prow) with zucchini. very tasty!

[skopostheorie]

[trans-asajjventress]

of course everybody has the ability to be funny, but for those who aren't Funny, you don't Have to Try to Be Funny. you are able to just be funny when the moment strikes.

[trans-asajjventress]

and when a joke/bit doesn't land, remember that you don't have to commit to it. you are able to stop the bit, and in some cases, you absolutely must.

[trans-asajjventress]

of course everybody has the ability to be funny, but for those who aren't Funny, you don't Have to Try to Be Funny. you are able to just be funny when the moment strikes.

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of stardom

[ratbugs]

bugs making mud balls

[trans-asajjventress]

Mud dauber? Why, I hardly know 'er!

[transmascvoiceproject]

whenever someone says they’re making a bomb that kills all TMEs you just know they’re talking about transmascs and not the other 99% of that group because ummmm, uhh, well, ummmm, awh geeze, I guess because uhhhhhh.,. .,

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - milkyboxboy on bsky)

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[trans-asajjventress]

just had an absolite class game of worms

[trans-asajjventress]

i think the louder of our upstairs neighbors are moving out!

[herpsandbirds]

Voracious Four-clawed Gecko (Gehyra vorax), family Gekkonidae, Fiji

photograph by jsameit

[super-lazer-piss]

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

[trans-asajjventress]

help! why would you do this to him