Stereotypical Signs

Hi, I'm a Capricorn. Nice to meet you.

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The Signs and the Election Results

Aries: NOO Taurus: omg, really? Gemini: *sighs* Cancer: *rolls eyes* Leo: disappointed Virgo: is stressed out Libra: crying Scorpio: can't be found Sagittarius: protesting Capricorn: pretending to not care Aquarius: thinking of ways to stop this Pisces: making jokes about it while crying inside

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

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my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

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What My Capricorn Friend Says About the Signs

Aries: "like pancakes"

Taurus: "ride the bull"

Gemini: "FUCKING FAKE ; BACKSTABBERS ; TWO FACED MOTHERFUCKERS"

Cancer: "sad ):"

Leo: "congrats on ur oscar"

Virgo: "Vir (gone)"

Libra: "ADORE DELANO : SHE'sS FROM AZUSA AND SHE'LL STAB A BITCH"

Scorpio: "owwie"

Sagittarius: "Ramen lovers"

Capricorn: "gay af"

Aquarius: "water benders"

Pisces: "fishies"

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Forgetfulness

Forgets everything in 5 seconds: Aries, Capricorn, Pisces, Scorpio, Libra, Gemini

Will remember everything forever: Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Cancer, Virgo

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

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Omfg

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Your URL Reminds me of caprisuns

Lmaoooo thank you? 😂😂😂

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Who the Signs Fall For

Aries: the pretty ones

Taurus: the spontaneous ones

Cancer: the artistic ones

Gemini: the ones they can't have

Leo: the nice ones

Virgo: the loud ones

Libra: the jerky ones

Scorpio: the charming ones

Sagittarius: the dancers

Capricorn: the dorky ones

Aquarius: the nerdy ones

Pisces: the athletic ones

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The Signs at the Mall

Aries: At the food court.

Taurus: Gets what they want and leaves.

Gemini: Trying on everything.

Cancer: Watching a movie.

Leo: Do they even leave?

Virgo: Looking for their favorite artist's merch.

Libra: Sunglasses. Sunglasses everywhere.

Scorpio: Buys everything.

Sagittarius: Finds the cheapest things.

Capricorn: What is mall? We have Internet stores.

Aquarius: Wants everything that looks cool.

Pisces: Buying cute clothes.

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The Signs and Fucks

Fuck you: Aries, Capricorn, Taurus, Leo

Fuck no: Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius, Cancer

What the fuck: Virgo, Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio

[susiephone]

“NASA changed the dates of the zodiac! your sign is different now!”

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The "I don't give a shit what you think" squad

Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio

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The Signs on Valentine's Day

Aries: Watching Netflix

Taurus: Probably working

Gemini: Out with their friends

Cancer: Giving out chocolates to everyone

Leo: Going out with their family

Virgo: Sleeping

Libra: Was gone since last night

Scorpio: No one even knows

Sagittarius: They don't even know it's Valentine's Day

Capricorn: Is on every single social media lurking through hot people's feeds

Aquarius: In their room playing video games

Pisces: Probably making some DIY gifts

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The Signs and Homework

"What was our homework?": Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo, Aquarius

"We had homework?": Aries, Libra, Pisces, Leo, Capricorn, Scorpio

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The "is tired but never sleeps" squad

Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius

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Au Naturale vs Makeup Queen

Au Naturale: Aries, Sagittarius, Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo

Makeup Queen: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer, Scorpio

Doesn't even care: Capricorn, Taurus

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oh my good lord 

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iPhones vs Samsung

iPhone: Gemini, Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Taurus, Sagittarius

Samsung: Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius, Aries, Scorpio