dumb bitch

astrology hoe

[caprisunastrology]

Cancer rising, Pisces sun, Capricorn moon

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Cry Pretty

Aries: backsliding

Taurus: kingdom

Gemini: that song that we used to make love to

Cancer: end up with you

Leo: the bullet

Virgo: drinking alone

Libra: love wins

Scorpio: spinning bottles

Sagittarius: southbound

Capricorn: low

Aquarius: ghosts on the stereo

Pisces: cry pretty

[caprisunastrology]

Rihanna Songs

Aries: California King Bed

Taurus: Umbrella

Gemini: Raining Men

Cancer: Stay

Leo: Bitch Better Have My Money

Virgo: Take a Bow

Libra: Pour It Up

Scorpio: Love on the Brain

Sagittarius: Cheers

Capricorn: Man Down

Aquarius: Rude Boy

Pisces: We Found Love

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Carrie Underwood Songs

Aries: Before He Cheats

Taurus: Renegade Runaway

Gemini: Blown Away

Cancer: Cry Pretty

Leo: Don't Forget to Remember Me

Virgo: Smoke Break

Libra: Last Name

Scorpio: Little Toy Guns

Sagittarius: The Champion

Capricorn: Good Girl

Aquarius: So Small

Pisces: Two Black Cadillacs

[caprisunastrology]

Christina Aguilera Songs

Aries: Woohoo

Taurus: What a Girl Wants

Gemini: Genie in a Bottle

Cancer: Fighter

Leo: Moves Like Jagger

Virgo: Accelerate

Libra: Ain't No Other Man

Scorpio: I Hate Boys

Sagittarius: Candyman

Capricorn: Can't Hold Us Down

Aquarius: Fall in Line

Pisces: Let There Be Love

[caprisunastrology]

Dancers/Choreographers

Aries: Tessa Brooks

Taurus: Janelle Ginestra

Gemini: Jason Hancock

Cancer: JoJo Gomez

Leo: Jade Chynoweth

Virgo: Willdabeast

Libra: Aliya Janell

Scorpio: Nicole Kirkland

Sagittarius: Sean Lew

Capricorn: Nika Kljun

Aquarius: Brinn Nicole

Pisces: Donovan Okimura

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Tinashe

Aries: All Hands on Deck

Taurus: Sex With Me

Gemini: Company

Cancer: Flame

Leo: Superlove

Virgo: Player

Libra: Throw a Fit

Scorpio: Me So Bad

Sagittarius: Bet

Capricorn: No Drama

Aquarius: Party Favors

Pisces: Faded Love

[caprisunastrology]

Britney Spears Songs

Aries: ...Baby One More Time

Taurus: I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

Gemini: Oops!... I Did It Again

Cancer: Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know

Leo: Womanizer

Virgo: Stronger

Libra: (You Drive Me) Crazy

Scorpio: Toxic

Sagittarius: I'm a Slave 4 U

Capricorn: Sometimes

Aquarius: Slumber Party

Pisces: Boys

[lavendertwink]

The Signs As My Favorite Things To Watch

Aries - Dr. Phil

Taurus - The Office

Gemini - Buzzfeed Unsolved

Cancer - Queer Eye

Leo - RuPaul’s Drag Race

Virgo - Parks and Recreation

Libra - Broad City

Scorpio - Supernatural

Sagittarius - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Capricorn - Orange is The New Black

Aquarius - Bob’s Burgers

Pisces - YouTube Conspiracy Videos

[gayirongirl]

The signs as That 70s Show characters

Aries: Michael Kelso

Taurus: Steven Hyde

Gemini: Kitty Forman

Cancer: Fez

Leo: Bob PInciotti

Virgo: Jackie Burkhart

Libra: Midge Pinciotti

Scorpio: Laurie Forman

Sagittarius: Eric Forman

Capricorn: Donna Pinciotti

Aquarius: Red Forman

Pisces: Buddy Morgan

[glumshoe]

the signs as cheesy stock photos of robots I have on my phone

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

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Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Saggitarius:

Capricorn:

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Pisces:

[livelaughlacroix]

the signs as Ariana Grande, sweetener

Aries - borderline

Taurus - blazed

Gemini - breathin

Cancer - everytime

Leo - pete davidson

Virgo - successful

Libra - the light is coming

Scorpio - sweetener 

Sagittarius - no tears left to cry

Capricorn - God is a woman

Aquarius - better off

Pisces - R.E.M. 

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Demi Lovato Songs

Aries: Sorry Not Sorry

Taurus: In Case

Gemini: Heart Attack

Cancer: Give Your Heart a Break

Leo: Sexy Dirty Love

Virgo: You Don't Do It For Me Anymore

Libra: Lightweight

Scorpio: Confident

Sagittarius: Neon Lights

Capricorn: Here We Go Again

Aquarius: La La Land

Pisces: Remember December

[yikes-zodiac]

[caprisunastrology]

I don't even know me. Roll me a blunt 'cause I wanna go home

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Important Dates for the Signs in August - 2018

Z O D I A C G U I D E / / I G

Aries: 6, 19, 25

Taurus: 7, 24, 27

Gemini: 7, 16, 29

Cancer: 8, 12, 27

Leo: 7, 22, 28

Virgo: 7, 22, 28

Libra: 13, 22, 29

Scorpio: 6, 13, 20

Sagittarius: 4, 13, 22

Capricorn: 5, 25, 30

Aquarius: 16, 24, 28

Pisces: 5, 18, 26

[caprisunastrology]

Don’t try to sleep through the end of the world and bury me alive