Spicy

ooh ooh ah spicy peppers

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[teaboot]

I just had a physical exam today and I haven’t done the little knee hammer reflex test since I was like four years old so I was just like “yeah it’ll just make me flinch or whatever nbd” but when the doctor actually DID it my whole ass leg fucking launched into the air like I was David fucking Beckham. She didn’t even give me a second to recover either, I was gripping onto the exam table for dear life like “oh my god I’m so sorry” and WHAM she nails the other one. My entire body jolts as my foot flies three feet in the air and she twirls out of the trajectory of a five toe death kick to the groin like a capoeira master and just says “you have very brisk reflexes”. Like miss ma’am with the PHD didn’t just Ratitouille my whole shit. Like respectfully your honour you just played my skeleton like a piano, what the hell

[rhapsodybenny]

[thanager]

[thanager]

[catchymemes]

[hooved]

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aquilacalvitium]

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[swedishjazz]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memeclassheroes]

[dogpuppy]

[way2gosuperrstarr]

@outofa-mirage

[knownhag]

From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later

[knownhag]

Ok there’s no actual tea it was normal communication issues but the real story is that my friend and the cafe owner sat and talked for an hour and commiserated about heartbreak and now they each have a new connection in the world 🌎❤️🌈

[turing-tested]

there’s a lot of stuff going on in the world right now and I know we as a species has lost the plot a bit but I didn’t expect part of that would include, like, getting a second moon

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[turing-tested]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is her 'Good Morning' face

[pangur-and-grim]

[hexbugswallower]

Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding

[integer-disarray]

I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you what now

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you tasted fucking what now?

[pisces-core]

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[peachrunes]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n