Hockey is best

Just a girl from Maryland with a lot of love for hockey and baseball. Caps and Nats are the best. And some other players :p

[leonardslee]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

i have never seen cats and at this point i don’t think i want to

[caressthosecheekbones]

me neither

[toomblr-user1234]

I- what

[mattandjones]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again ; the plot of Cats is nonsensical and yes i know it’s based on poems T.S. Eliot was on DRUGS

[catchymemes]

[nirtonic]

Malignant compliance is an effective tool to keep in obese quiver

[diagnalley]

I’m here for these tweets

[bookrebelwordwarrior]

THERE IT IS

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who claim to be “not very smart ” are inevitably smarter than those who claim to be smart

[just-shower-thoughts]

We laugh at dogs when they look for food in their bowls after they’ve already eaten everything, but we check the fridge for snacks multiple times a day even though nothing new is going to be in there.

[thornescratch]

🍑 taps from an All Star.

[kinggaydorah]

Same energy

[betterwithpulp]

Respectfully disagree. Atomic breath is coming OUT of Godzilla. Divine Power is clearly flowing INTO that young woman. Possibly for some type of anime transformation.

[kinggaydorah]

You’re so right,,, exothermic reaction vs. endothermic makes different energy

[ghoultongue]

hot take

[daddywhorebucks]

[programmerhumour]

Million dollar idea

[ahsadler]

BUG TIME

[byecolonizer]

But that IS how life works in a lot of countries…

[ourwarofwords]

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious.

This is America 🇺🇸

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

[narwhaled]

[fyeahlilbit3point0-blog]

On NPR they were talking to this guy who specializes in created languages, who does all the languages for like Game of Thrones, Penny Dreadful, and a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy movies.

I applauded when the interviewer asked the guy if he ever considered using obscure native languages because “It’s not like anybody would notice,” and he scoffed like “Are you asking me if I’m gonna take someone’s cultural heritage and ascribe it to aliens or demons or elves? Because the answer is no.”

[blacktwitterfunny]

[anzekopistar]

This team can’t help but be freaky weirdos

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Wholesome.

[peppervl]

They went to the pumpkin patch this year too.

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

if i never post anything else on tumblr, i'll be stoked to know that this was my last post.

[untiltheendofitall]

This is gold. ❤️

[hockaye]

“intent to injure” so like sucker punching someone while they’re restrained? im—

[thornescratch]

An extremely tough opponent tries to get Garnet Hathaway to drop the gloves.