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Formerly Capt. 0zzie she/her

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[unfollovving]

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

[clevelandslair]

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

[prokopetz]

Yes, yes, “blood for the blood god” and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

You’re giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

[changeitagain]

I don’t think you end up the blood god by saying “yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood.”

[bobauthorman]

I love a fantasy series, but I also love these little moments when the characters acknowledge what kind of crazy world they live in, or how utterly absurd it really is.

Also, this is the giant saxophone…and every other instrument, really.

[looniecartooni]

OH MY GOSH IT’S THEM! THE MUSICAL BRASS AND ORCHASTRA BOSSES FROM THE INTERNET!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87yJvnDGSFA

Okay- so there’s not really a tuba, but still.

[captaaaain]

SOBBING UR SO RIGHT

[bobauthorman]

I love a fantasy series, but I also love these little moments when the characters acknowledge what kind of crazy world they live in, or how utterly absurd it really is.

Also, this is the giant saxophone…and every other instrument, really.

[captaaaain]

Just played waltz no 2 on my alto sax and now my dog is crying how are u

[captaaaain]

Shotaskovich beloved

[captaaaain]

Just played waltz no 2 on my alto sax and now my dog is crying how are u

[orkidian]

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

[patitodesu]

Day 3 - Autumn - Leaves | Pumpkins

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[brainless-but-thats-all]

hiii welcome to my newest excuse to draw ninten/post him all month long! I made this list but Anyone can do this assuming im not the only ninten enjoyer out there

[crossyourheartspreparetodie]

I had the weirdest thought pop into my head...

Does Cross participate in No Nut November

[captaaaain]

I’m gonna draw Skullgirls art keep me responsible. Thanks Loonie. For this, I’ll reward you with whatever doodle you want <333

[captaaaain]

Oh yeah I drew some things. Should I make an art account?? DGM brainrot real!!!

[looniecartooni]

Bumblekast got me thinking about how Eggman likes Star Wars while Starline would’ve liked Star Trek.

Eggman: “What are you doing with your hand? Do you have a cramp?”

Starline: “I’m wishing you well, sir. I’m saying for you to live long and prosper.”

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Eggman: *holding a model of the Millenium Falcon* “Now this is a starship.”

Starline: “What a piece of junk!”

Eggman: “How dare you- this thing made the kistle run 12 parsecs!”

Starline: “THAT’S NOT A MEASUREMENT OF SPEED OR TIME!!!”

[carrionkid]

would you like a nice glass of

[pastel-pinku]

[lets-jam-deactivated20240101]

[snobgoblin]

anyway today i learned from @icouldbesleepingpowder that 2-D likes knitting so

[staroftheohno]

Screaming crying frothing at the mouth coughing screaming more sobbing violently slamming my fists on the ground etc