it' just a scratch, you'll be fine

( ♀ )( gamer )

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Remember :)

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Me, The Rat King, showing up to Alberta with crates and crates of rats

[catchymemes]

[mmhmmhim]

Viera names from the randomizer in character creation

[kikisqueaks]

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[dykelliewilliams]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

[foundationaldecay]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

[ghost-cassette]

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[virtua92]

Somebody ain’t making it off that train

[dragonbleps-moved]

Me, an artist:

[foreskinrestorationmage]

me when I try to drive west with no sunglasses at 6:45pm

[c0ffeekitten]

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

[c0ffeekitten]

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

unpopular opinion: it is completely valid to read your own fanfictions/stories. the main reason you probably wrote it in the first place is because you couldn’t find anything like it. it’s not weird. 

[darthfelinus]

gottem

[dankmemeuniversity]

[studentlifeproblems]

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,, i want everyone to enjoy life

[ukulelekatie]

hey just to make this abundantly clear, when I complain about things being cancelled/postponed I mean it entirely in a “wow that’s a real bummer but I completely understand and agree that it needs to happen for everyone’s safety” kind of way and absolutely not a “RAAAAAH IT’S MY RIGHT AS AN AMURRICAN TO GO OUTSIDE” kind of way

[crowholtz]

The doctor is in!