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soncee

Redesigns of redesigns???

warren-keplers-funk-band

three of them

2flyingfoxes

The Theia Spectrum is now online.

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Gouache and pencils, touched up digitally.

soupdwelling

slaughter!melanie

kittengutss

RQ knew exactly what they were doing when they made this little shit

(pose reference by aquesart on tiktok)

potato-lord-but-not

wugh wugh wugh I can’t stop drawing them

angerliz

outcast, but never alone

longlivechips

writing-prompt-s

Offering the dragon marriage into the royal family had been a power play on the king’s part, a way to intimidate the kingdom’s enemies. He had not anticipated the dragon actually accepting the offer.

novathehoe

The king does not marry the dragon himself. The king instead plays another joke. He marries her to a knight. The knight is a long-distance cousin to the queen, hardly part of the royal family at all. She had nearly been a forgotten wound on the royal bloodline, never invited to dinners, to parties, to a seat on their counsel. When she had expressed her desire to become a knight publicly, every member of the royal family had just about disowned her.

So this is the joke: the woman who became a knight upset her family so much that she would be forced to tame the dragon every day of her life. It’s a funny joke, isn’t it? The biggest powerplay of all. The king gets to punish this lost doll, and the whole world will fear him because even their lowest of the royal family can be wed to the most feared monster.

equalseleventhirds

like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.

jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding...

cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?

jon, ominous: ...regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.

cecil, with that 'never mind all that' tone: o...kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here' and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?' because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me--

jon: i'm sorry, the target greeters said what?

cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it's been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear'!

jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: ...right. continue?

cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders--

jon: throat what.

narcissuscore-archived

andinuffishthought

[ID: a screencap from a tv show of two men facing a third and talking. One man talking is labeled Jon and he is saying “That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about America to dispute it. End ID]

nightvale-thoughts

was on the r/nightvale subreddit and i saw this post

went to check the comments and instantly error404-ed bc joseph was responding to comments 😭

vale-gaai

in honor of cecilsweep here's one of the many times wtnv made me laugh out loud in public

Before we left, Carlos asked me: “Larry and Mino and I had to plug our ears as we escaped the labyrinth. How were you able to take in all those compliments, sweetie, and still not turn into a tree?"

I said, I’m excellent at what I do. It’s not a compliment if it’s the truth, babe.

Carlos just said “Huh.”

- welcome to night vale, episode 198