Failure. Toimblr not explained.

"What a swell party this is!"

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[i-am-the-oyster]

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[silverjirachi]

Like i am just sitting here picturing them all getting together for a meeting like

“Shit. Humans are going extinct. What sorts of things do humans do”

“Uh.. build societies?”

“Fuck you’re so right Coco. Tom Nook, go reinvent capitalism stat”

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[puppiesdoglover]

It’s a Kind Thing with Ears A Tail and A Nose. It’s called “Puppies” and it can have any name.

[sisterreisaid]

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[theslowesthnery]

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[silverjirachi]

Like i am just sitting here picturing them all getting together for a meeting like

“Shit. Humans are going extinct. What sorts of things do humans do”

“Uh.. build societies?”

“Fuck you’re so right Coco. Tom Nook, go reinvent capitalism stat”

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

“Would you like to use AI assistant?” I’d like to kill AI Assistant with a gun