When you're an aeronautics engineer and you have to instruct a middle school teacher on how to build Ikea furniture.
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When you're an aeronautics engineer and you have to instruct a middle school teacher on how to build Ikea furniture.
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disco elysium and returning. le Retour, the nascent rebirth of Revachol - la vie nouveau. one day, i will return to your side. turn from the ruin; turn and go forward. there is a radio in the distance, a radio of the world, playing sounds: good morning, Elysium. soon you will return to the world.
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For about fifteen seconds there, we were actually playing tennis. And we understood each other completely. So did everyone watching. It's like we were in love. Or like we didn't exist. We went somewhere really beautiful together. CHALLENGERS (2024), dir. by Luca Guadagnino
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As someone with a master's degree in molecular biology, there are several (more or less whacky) things Grace probably tried before and while eating taumoeba:
Drank cell culture media unfit for the taumoeba (or ate the granulated version)
Tried to exctract lactobacilli or yeasts from his body to ferment said media for "better" nutritional value (yay, three different kinds of microbial sludge to eat!)
Made microbial sludge jelly with agarose for more variety
Drank watered down lab grade ethanol (ethanol has a lot of calories, non-denatured, of course)
Tried to genetically modify some E. coli into producing him some essential amino acids or other nutrients
Movie version: Tried to extract plant seeds from his rations and tried to grow them alongside the other plants on the Hail Mary
THE BOARD: < /Guiding star/ has arrived >