The Captain&#x27;s Blog

#so much for torchwood being a secret organisation

...but I still think this is gonna end in tears, @skybutler.

Suddenly there are a lot of porn blogs following me…

Stop encouraging them, sir.

I didn't do anything! They found me on their own!

#I was only saying hello

Suddenly there are a lot of porn blogs following me...

#apparently they noticed

did-you-know

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(

Source

star-anise

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

rainbowbarnacle

WOOOW

notallbees

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

alexkablob

this is some red wedding shit right here

krakenpocalypse

All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?

Wow.

mias-back-from-the-dead

what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine

outcastcommander

@norcumi … This has gotta be some sort of ObiRex AU yeah?

norcumi

HAH! That is a glorious notion! Not it! ::nudges in @dharmaavocado‘s direction::

haruka89

@captain-cheesecake This wasn’t your idea, was it?

#and i didn't even fight for the germans

@haruka89 How did you know? ;-)

vlc-uk

THE ROYAL AIR FORCE

The Royal Air Force is the United Kingdom’s aerial warfare unit. They were formed during the First World War in 1918, making them the oldest air force in the world. Following victory over the Nazi regime the RAF emerged as the largest air force in the world. Since its formation, the RAF has taken a significant role in British military history. In particular, it played a large part in the Second World War where it fought its most famous campaign, the Battle of Britain. Today represents their 100 year anniversary.

Above is a recruitment poster to encourage women to signup during world war 2.

This aircraft is an air-superiority fighter plane called the Typhoon.

This is the type of aircraft used by the RAF in WW1, a biplane with machine-gun.

Their insignia shows a crown to represent the government an a golden eagle.

The Spitfire flew in WW2 an was made by Supermarine in Southampton.

The RAF has 33,240 personnel and 906 aircraft. They saved my nation in 1941.

wiedergeboren-offizier

spaceexp

New Hubble image featuring over 15,000 galaxies.

via reddit

lanattie

😱👽😱

@skybutler Let’s install one of these

avaantares

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Since everyone else is posting their Ianto Jones birthday fics, here’s a short one I wrote a couple years ago, from a prompt by @gmariam321. Enjoy!

Here’s another birthday fic to go and read - I loved this! We always need more humor in the fandom, and this one is such fun! :)

Okay, this is getting WEIRD.

@captain-cheesecake please tell me this is not the surprise you had planned for tonight

Ha ha! No, but the bit about unwrapping has given me an idea. Do we have any gift wrap?

Maybe a remnant on a roll somewhere. Not enough to wrap yourself in, if that’s what you’re thinking.

Oh, I don’t need that much. Not wrapping ALL of me. ;-)

avaantares

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Since everyone else is posting their Ianto Jones birthday fics, here’s a short one I wrote a couple years ago, from a prompt by @gmariam321. Enjoy!

Here’s another birthday fic to go and read - I loved this! We always need more humor in the fandom, and this one is such fun! :)

Okay, this is getting WEIRD.

@captain-cheesecake please tell me this is not the surprise you had planned for tonight

Ha ha! No, but the bit about unwrapping has given me an idea. Do we have any gift wrap?

jantohaven

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy birthday our beautiful Welshman!!! You are probably on some other planet and can’t read this yet, but it’s ok! We wish you happy adventures in your long immortal life ;) And don’t forget to say hi to Jack!

Thank you.

@captain-cheesecake Consider yourself hailed.

somersbygirl-deactivated2021032

Another planet? There’s an idea...

Happy 35th Birthday, Jones Ianto Jones !!!!

@skybutler Forget the security breach, look how cute this is! And we have a dog!! Can we get a dog?

Can I be one of the first to post this image this year?? Because it cracks me up every time I see it somewhere, it really does.

Pen-blwydd hapus, Ianto Jones! Happy 30th!

More LATER *winks at the first reblog*

Five years later and another reblog! Cheers to our favorite Welshman on his 35th!

More posts to follow, and a fic for later!

@captain-cheesecake I found more (this one, and others). No idea where that photo came from, but we need to get on this before it spreads.

You’re absolutely right.

(but you have to admit, that picture is hilarious)

ami-ven

Happy 35th Birthday, Ianto Jones!

@captain-cheesecake Are you responsible for this? Otherwise, it looks like we may have a security breach. And how does this person even know who I am?

Wasn’t me. Probably someone from one of those alien-sighting chat boards. Check it out, see if we need to Retcon anybody.

Today is my birthday!

Happy birthday, me.