*feral ferengi hissing* @captain-nog - Tumblr Blog

“And now we'll get what we want: a burger from the Five Guys restaurant. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved my entire weekend. And all it cost was one shuttle trip, $13.99, and the diet of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.”

cursedtrekedits

followup caption by @oldmanyellsatcloud

cursedtrekedits

new franchise location

#happy first contact day #ds9

ross-hollander

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

jonathanarcher

tpol looks like this to me

jonathanarcher

#t'pol #ent

smileyobrien

season 2 siskoisms

#ds9 #ben sisko

quarkfancam

i really do want to see what the alpha quadrant yelp reviews for quark's bar are like. do they fuck with him. does he get 100% negative reviews from bajorans for working for cardassians

respocked

bigearedman

⭐☆☆☆☆

I was informed this was a family establishment, but to my suprise my young sons were exposed to absolute DEPRAVITY! I wanted to take them to witness gambling and how to profit off it, but the females attending were FULLY CLOTHED! To add on to that, I heard the waiters mentioning the uni*n word in front of my children! I will not be returning.

dakhurboy76

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even the forces of two wars blowing through the station this bar is located in wasn't enough to dislodge the stickiness off the tables that probably was there since terok nor. two stars because the dabo girls were nice to me

targlova

⭐⭐⭐☆☆

The drinks are good but the owner wouldn't do anything about the shapeshifter rudely investigating me for a murder I didn't commit

thewinnatemyson

⭐☆☆☆☆

i'd boycott this shithole for profiting the cardassian occupation of bajor but i don't think they made any profit

Rom

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This is where I met my absolutely lovely wife and the best stepmom to my son ❤❤ Happy anniversary babe every day I wake up I am overjoyed to get it to spend with you!!!! One star off for worker exploitation and sexual harassment of employees

glinnAwesome

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Whoever thinks that anti-Cardassian racism isn't real hasn't tried their kanar

spockvarietyhour

Star Trek: Enterprise " In a Mirror Darkly, Pt. 1"

#Star Trek Enterprise #watched this ep yesterday not knowing today is first contact day lmao #the right stuff finds uou at the right time i guess

douglasbradburyverne

STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE (2001 to 2005) - Behind the Scenes

#star trek #star trek enterprise

Unfortunately the song gets worse again (imo) (they fuckign changed it in season 3)

So true the new version is the worst. Don't get why they would change it like that. If the majority of people hated it I'm sure the updated version didn't change their minds. And the people that liked it got bummed. Totally unnecessary change.

#star trek enterprise #ask