well, here we are

Shelby, 29, Canadian, Esthetician. I have been here for like 15 unholy years

[little-bender-things-blog]

[batshit-auspol]

A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

[batshit-auspol]

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

[ardentguilt]

Article link:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#

[batshit-auspol]

A ... spokesperson?

[batshit-auspol]

You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately

[only-cat-memes]

[catchymemes]

[parakavka]

柴犬チャーミー on X: “マシュマロクッションで埋もれるのを楽しんでる柴犬 https://t.co/S5HknOcnBd” / X

[catchymemes]

The art and the artist

[catchymemes]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[theveryquietquiet]

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[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[captain-pudge-pudge]

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[alloutshirt]

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

[captain-pudge-pudge]

Sometimes I'm cute!!

[leightum]

[guerrillatech]

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?