Surely this is the product of a twisted mind

Early 40s cis formerly het but tectonically drifting towards bi guy from Texas with a random number generator for a brain. What I post is what I like. Small proposals of conversation and fried egg offers welcome, though better hurry before someone shows up to claim me from the luggage rack.

[daylightglitch]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[felipeiv]

[raccoonmilf]

Come meet me at @dashcon-two! I will have some stickers to sell (see below), including the Dashcon 2 exclusive raccoon diabetes sticker because, as I’m sure you all remember, Toronto is the raccoon diabetes capital of the world.

All proceeds from sticker sales will go to fund conservation measures for the critically endangered pygmy raccoon.

[dyrdeer]

Noelle after Snowgrave

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[cryptidhermit]

scribbly lains

[sifserf]

lalafell gal era

[thepeacefulgarden]

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[vilestvillaincontest]

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 4! Part 7!

Antinous of Ithaca (The Odyssey)

White Diamond (Steven Universe)

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

I havent seen steven universe can someone explain this character to me?

[vilestvillaincontest]

Kid-friendly Frieza.

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Uhhh uhhh i dont know who that is either.... thanks tho XD

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[quasi-normalcy]

Concept: You have magical powers, but all of your spells need to be cast in rhyme. If the metre is wrong, it won't work. If the rhyme almost rhymes but not quite, it won't work. You can reuse the same constructions and just substitute in new names as needed, but the more you do this, the less powerful it will be. Simple cantrips can be basic rhyming couplets, but the more complicated your spell, the more elaborate your poetical structure needs to be.

[quasi-normalcy]

Wizard duels, obviously, are just rap battles.

[ralfmaximus]

Two thoughts spring to mind.

Ugh, LLM AI would be stupidly good at generating rhyming spells.

Pig Latin.

[quasi-normalcy]

It's not just about structure, though, there needs to be some unquantifiable power to the words. Just like with real poetry.

[sci-fi-gifs]

Project Hail Mary dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller | 2026