My tummy hurts

35 years tired, happily married. Recovering from Catholicism. Husband and I are nerds. There will be dicks.

[hellagross]

[captain-price-returns]

*jumps at you with a wet thud*

[a-book-of-creatures]

kerplop

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[dogpuppy]

My best post.

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[thingsfromthedirt]

[wereralph]

[enba-and-luka]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[jadesdumbstuff]

[thememedaddy]

[sonderpoison]

LYNN WHITFIELD as Audra Jelani Strung (2026), dir. Malcolm D. Lee

[witemglitch]

Computah... show me all my mutuals balls

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[nakedhoods]

[pureclosion]

[freexxone]

[carmelcup2]

[inas-garten]

This is just marriage

[parasect]

@hydroxyincubus