The Goblin

shitposts and feelings 18+ her/it ΘΔ 33 years on this hell of a planet follow me on https://twitch.tv/eve_plays_games/home the block button is my friend and I press it just to feel alive

[eve-nightengale]

Love without jealousy, commitment without possession.

[eve-nightengale]

Surely a good sign that nothing can hold my attention today for any period of time whatsoever

[eve-nightengale]

I have to feel better tomorrow.

[scabsinlockets]

hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs

[briannyssey]

[eve-nightengale]

Surely a good sign that nothing can hold my attention today for any period of time whatsoever

[kohoe]

*sexting* I want to be with you all my life

[absolutedream-art]

Caine sends the group (except Zooble, who successfully avoided this adventure) into a dusty old tomb full of traps. Jax walks right into one and ends up poisoned.

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[wtf-scientific-papers]

Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:

[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?

A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.

Q: Why did you need to be the victim?

A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]

From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites

[dragongirl-casca]

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[eve-nightengale]

Ok I gotta get up and then

Eat breakfast

Start friccase

Do dishes

Finish friccase

Do dishes

Drop off car at mechanics

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[liecanthrope]

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

[liecanthrope]

sorry guys but this is literally what affection looks like

[stupidkidfag]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

[foxpost-generator]

@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.

[foxpost-generator]

I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.

[small-witch-big-hat]

[foxpost-generator]

oh fuck yes