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Love without jealousy, commitment without possession.

Laying in bed staring at the ceiling in too much pain to sleep. Yay.

thethreemustyfears

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atrisk

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

mevil

amethystsoda

scwambledeggs

take it easy on yourself <3

ashenmind

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

luna-azzurra

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

ph-cutie

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

eve-nightengale

I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! https://www.twitch.tv/eve_plays_games?sr=a

Today's the end of pragmata (i think)! Come sob with me please ill need the company.

eve-nightengale

Well that was heart wrenching and the true end is too much of a pain in the ass to get to today so were switching to cross code!

#cross code #twitch streamer

I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! https://www.twitch.tv/eve_plays_games?sr=a

Today's the end of pragmata (i think)! Come sob with me please ill need the company.

#pragmata #twitch streamer

spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this