This Place Is A Cesspool, Yet Here I Am

If you stare into the void long enough the void tells you kinks you didn’t know you had

[quasi-normalcy]

The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.

[quasi-normalcy]

A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.

[omicheese]

#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar

[thefloatingstone]

This was actually by design

[thegreatyin]

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[rox-and-prose]

the thing about living with mental illness for decades is that occasionally your brain will be like hey you're useless and should kill yourself and your only real reaction is cmon man right now im in the middle of something

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[samlickereightyone]

i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[were--ralph]

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[ghostbrawl]

[demilypyro]

Cis women don't even pass bro who gives a shit anymore

[demilypyro]

Shout-out to the cis women in the notes agreeing I love the solidarity

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

[alyanas-little-hideout]

Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free

[maruti-bitamin]

leggy

twitter/ insta/cara/ store

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

“dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”

girl, what home

[deancasforcutie]

#dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been car in a few days (via @aphony-cree)

[annielostmarch]

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

[chilewithcarnage]

cunt levels off the charts

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[the-tree-line]

[lesbianmarrow]

love when xfiles just puts scully & mulder in a well-known and beloved horror movie classic. 1x08 ice ripping off the thing (1982). 4x02 home taking inspiration from texas chainsaw massacre (1974). i too am always watching horror movies and thinking to myself, this is great but wouldn't it be better if scully & mulder were also here

[evvyvve]

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