Lexifer @captain-winky - Tumblr Blog

‘Tropical Depression’ is just what I call summer

“The Evil Eye” is what I call my butthole

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

I bring a sort of “sad clown pagliacci” vibe to the function that tends to scare the hoes

I believe Kokomo is located somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle, I will find it.

microwaver? I hardly know er!

aren't you kids a little young to be Florida Man ? yes. yes we are

Haha new blog who dis

Lexifer