Captain Amurca

this is a marvel side blog, i ship everything except brucetasha, and im usually crying over stucky SarguntBarnes is my other half

[futurist]

the New Avengers

[chronicowboy]

morgan: daddy, can peter and harley take me out for the day on september 20th?

tony: bit far away, but sure. what are you guys gonna do?

morgan, putting the ironman gauntlet bracelet on and activating it: we're gonna see dem aliens

tony:

[gothiethefairy]

that part in “venom” when eddie really was trying to meditate while listening to ambience music, only for his rude metal neighbor to disturb the peace and he does that frustrated scream that looks like he’s holding in gas, before confronting the neighbor lol

side note, pls imagine eddie and venom meditating while listening to soft ambience music bc it’s so soothing to venom, and it relaxes the both of them.

[dailymarvelkings]

Robert Downey, Jr. photographed for GQ Style by Pari Dukovic (May 2016)

[buckysoldatbarnes]

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a fake lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

[sgrntbvrnes-deactivated20200422]

like father, like son

[fuckyeahsamdesantiss-blog-blog]

[sincerelylancelot]

❛ you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it. ❜

☞ avengers!instagramAU for @starksnstripes

[darkpatriotismarchive-blog]

BAHAHA rogers scared of a toaster. please. please give it to me.

[bitchevans]

if you look closely you can see that one of chris evans’ eyes blink .375 seconds faster than the other and it’s the funniest fucking thing

[bitchevans]

[lukeskywalkersgay-deactivated20]

okay but like… why is “age of ultron” called “age of ultron”????? it’s wasn’t really an “age”, it happened over the course of like three days. it was more like a long weekend. it was the long weekend of ultron

[kerryrenaissance]

Marketing probably didn’t think “Weekend at Ultron’s” would draw in the crowds.

[deanpinterester]

[fucktonystarkhoe]

Marvel peddling their sugar daddy Tony Stark: Tony has a feeling that something bad is coming and is doing everything in his power to keep the Earth safe.

Me, an intellectual: 

Now you know damn well… There was no indication at the end of Civil War that Tony had any feeling/inkling of something bigger coming. It was Thor in Age of Ultron that sensed something was off in the force or whatever. Even in that little mini short of what he was doing during Civil War he had a drawing of the Infinity Gauntlet so I really don’t know how y’all jumped to Tony being the one to tell something is off but okay, sure Jan, whatever.  

[knightinironarmor]

tony stark in IM3: *builds army of suits to protect his loved ones because he’s convinced that “threat is imminent”* *has been convinced of that since the alien attack in new york*

tony stark in IM3: *has anxiety attack when harley asks him if the aliens will come back*

tony stark in AoU: *acknowledged to have been thinking about ways to protect the earth from intergalactic threats. wants a “suit of armor around the world”*

tony stark in AoU: *worst nightmare scenario is the avengers/earth succumbing to a hostile alien take over he didn’t do enough to stop*

tony stark in AoU: *to steve, regarding extraterrestrial threats* “we can bust arm dealers all live-long day, but that up there? that’s the end game. how are you guys planning on beating that?”

tony stark in AoU: *met with derision when he tries to explain the importance of ultron based on a previous extraterrestrial attack*

tony stark in AoU: *to nick fury, about his nightmare scenario, which is the earth perishing due to extraterrestrial threat* “i saw them all dead, nick, felt it. the whole world too”

tony stark in AoU: *adamantly tells steve that “everything that’s happened” is “nothing compared to what’s coming”*

thor in AoU: *after explaining his vision about the infinity stones to the team* “STARK IS RIGHT.”

me, more of an intellectual: tony stark has been worrying about and sensing future extraterrestrial threats and trying to think of ways to protect the earth from that exact greater threat since the avengers battle in new york, so there’s absolutely nothing new to the idea that tony’s been the one who’s still trying to address that whole issue but sure, jan, whatever

[spideycentral]

@MarvelStudios: Action…@Avengers #InfinityWar

[vulnerablewarlord-deactivated20]

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[itsagentromanoff]

Avengers: Infinity War

[itsagentromanoff]

Avengers: Infinity War

[brolinjosh]

They look like two smartass asshole students: Bruce dragging the professor over mathematical error and Tony being super proud mom friend and watching his smol friend become a sassy prick he always knew he could be. 

[illustratedkate-blog]

chris has done a lot of funny things on the age of ultron press tour, so naturally i had to draw steve doing some of them… my favourite is the second one down on the right ✌